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20th > December > 2013 Archive

Red Hat's pockets bulging on strong Linux, JBoss sales

Sights set on OpenStack

Australian Technologies curriculum to be published but not endorsed in Jan 2014

Government's Curriculum Review to assess if coding-for-kids plan is among 'world's best'

Rackspace roadmap preps new cloud tools to take on big-bucks giants

Our mole reveals the skinny on Texan hoster's upcoming plans

Ask Santa to give you our pricey certs for Christmas, says Oracle

Not-so-jolly red men suggest family crowdfunding campaigns to buy courseware

AWS imposes national borders on Cloudland

'Geo Restriction' feature keeps foreign undesirables away from your content

COW a-BUNG HER, dude! 'Secret Santa' Bill Gates buys lass a HEIFER

Sheepish Redditor says she actually asked for an iPad

World's cheapest tablet just got CHEAPER

India's subsidised Aakash 4 will cost just £14/$US23

Bizarre Tolkien-inspired GCHQ Xmas card CAN'T BE READ by us PLEBS

So El Reg brings the spooks' weird poetry to you in full, natch

Used all your mobile data? Why not buy your mate's excess bits?

China Mobile unveils clever download swap shop

ZX Spectrum REVIVED as Bluetooth keyboard

Dead flesh keys could come back as controller for reborn Speccy games

It's not gold in the frozen hills of Antarctica, my boy, it's DIAMONDS

There's a snag if you want to extract them, however...

Mozilla: Native code? No, it's JavaScript, only it's BLAZING FAST

New tech promises browser apps at near native speed

Picture this: Data-wrangling boffins say they have made JPEGs OBSOLETE

Doin' anamorphic stretch transforms Holbein style, baby

Mosquitoes, Comets and Vampires: The de Havilland Museum

Geek's Guide to BritainWhen the British aerospace industry was more than just British Aerospace

It's CLOUD WAR says Larry Ellison: parachute in the sales team

Don't bring a price cut to a volume/commodity knife fight

Winklevoss: I have put my MOUTH where my MONEY IS

QuoTWWell, they're both in the same place anyway

Andrew Fentem: Why I went to quango to fund pre-iPhone touch tech

Special Report Part 2And why I'm leaving hardware ...

Violin investor: We could have got $1 BEELLION... W-w-w-what did you say?

Pale and shaking moneymen keen to sell off biz along with valuable IP...

Italy's 'Google tax law' could fall foul of EU discrimination rules

Billion-euro attempt to get more taxes out of web firms may be illegal

Google search biz offer BINNED by EU competition chief

Joaquin Almunia warns ad giant that time is running out

Fanbois, prepare to lose your sh*t as BRUSSELS KILLS IPHONE dock

Companies can no longer force you to buy proprietary chargers

Google fined by Spanish data watchdog over audacious privacy tweak

Ordered to hand over pathetically trivial wad of Euros

Apple won't bag HUMUNGOUS 4G deal... 'cos China HATES plastic iPhone 5C – analyst

They're going to have to renegotiate, says beancounter

Asteroid-hunting beauty AWAKENS, takes cheeky snaps of neighbours

NEOWISE proves it's fit to chase down Earth-threatening space rocks

Who should be responsible for devices, apps and services?

Tech PanelThe politics and practicalities of end user computing

TomTom GO 6000 satnav chews on smarties and tablets

ReviewKick out the jams this Christmas

The Bong's NEXT-mas Message for 2012

¡Bong!It's only a year late. But he's four years ahead of you. So DO THE MATHS

It's a CLUSTER-PLUCK: Nutanix uses MapReduce to polish performance

AnalysisDo-it-all boxen are not components, they're end-to-end solutions. Hear that, channel?

Ex-Microsofties face 20 years in slammer over insider trading

Former staffers allegedly made nearly $400k using confidential info

Feds charge four in GLOBAL Silk Road METH RING case

Indictment alleges crank-for-Bitcoin exchange

Murdoch EYEBALLS Twitter with $25m buyout of news aggregator Storyful

Media baron elbows way through free content ad network land

MailOnline pulls recipe site after innocent young cookbook DEFILED

Hackers terrorise readers with, er, mildly annoying song. They're foreign, you know

BlackBerry ends write-off of a year with $4.4bn write-down

FoxConn deal means it moves to design

Parents can hide abortion, contraception advice from kids, thanks to BT's SEX-ED web block

Gay, lesbian websites also thrown into telco's internet filter

Foxconn boss: We're CROSSING Mexican border ... to bring TV-making jobs into US

Gou also 'confident' revenue will reach 15% growth target, says report

'F*** off, Google!' Protest blockades Google staff bus AGAIN – and Apple's

PicsSecond ruckus in two weeks as 'anti-gentrification' movement spreads to Oakland

Worried OpenSSL uses NSA-tainted crypto? This BUG has got your back

Discovered software blunder disabled distrusted random number generator

Silk Road 2.0 busted! At least two arrests as federal crackdown begins

End of the Road in sight?

DisARMed: Geeksphone's next high-end mobe to pack Intel x86 inside

Atom-based handset will be able to run OS of your choice

You've got $60k: So, 2013 sporty Corvette, or a year of AWS's new I2 beast?

244GB of RAM, 6400GB of SSD, 32 virtual CPUs at Amazon's Virtualization Palace

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