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Conspiracy theorists suggest it is not rabbit but PHOTOCOPIER
You can take our domain name but you cannae take our IP ADDRESS
Un-named PC maker sought help to defeat un-named nation's PC-bricking plan
Keep Calm And Don't Reopen All Windows from Last Session, says Kaspersky
Bezos-busting chopper 'a breakthrough moment for humanity'
Linux and LibreOffice now humming away on 15,000 Bavarian desktops
SFWFirst they came for the grumble flicks, but I didn't speak out 'cos I was, erm, busy
'Part-anonymise' it and you're good to go, says unelected digital czar
For working on 'unification of the fundamental physical forces of the UNIVERSE'
Product roundupTake your pick – airwaves entertainment or stream your own
Makes shared storage play nicely
AnalysisStaying cool on losses seems to have paid off
AnalysisCustom RAM chippery, low power, and more
Boston Dynamics, maker of Cheetah and WildCat bots, joins the Chocolate Factory
ExclusiveNothing to do with criticising GCHQ and the NSA, insists telco
Whimsy turns to whoopsy for Marissa as she coughs to tumble on Tumblr
PC maker puts iron into Linux lovers' private cloud dreams
Unwanted suffix foisted on Royal Family and legal eagles
What the heck am I going to get for Auntie Flo? What a brilliant idea, Register!
Ed Vaizey kicks analogue switchoff can down the road
Looks like 2013's nastiest cyber-threat is run from Eastern Europe - or Russia
German box-shifters in joint protest with US staff in Seattle
Interview'If you want to reach the globe the most, we're the cloud vendor to do it'
Anon scribe says company slurped proprietary info
Six point six billion dollars, to be precise. But what's the plan?
Data storage upstart begins search for new boss
Universal 25Mbps is a big improvement so let's see some innovation!
On the 16th day of Christmas my true VC gave to me...
AnalysisEcma standards effort won't topple web's lingua franca
In theory - Obama government granted time to fight injunction