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16th > December > 2013 Archive

Sensation: Chinese Jade Rabbit FOUND ON MOON

Conspiracy theorists suggest it is not rabbit but PHOTOCOPIER

Pirate Bay ties up in Peru

You can take our domain name but you cannae take our IP ADDRESS

NSA alleges 'BIOS plot to destroy PCs'

Un-named PC maker sought help to defeat un-named nation's PC-bricking plan

Old Apple Safaris leave IDs and passwords for scavengers to peck

Keep Calm And Don't Reopen All Windows from Last Session, says Kaspersky

Brilliant Brit bloke builds breakfast-belching BACON DRONE

Bezos-busting chopper 'a breakthrough moment for humanity'

Munich signs off on Open Source project

Linux and LibreOffice now humming away on 15,000 Bavarian desktops

Twitterers rally round #CensoredUK - to demand more porn

SFWFirst they came for the grumble flicks, but I didn't speak out 'cos I was, erm, busy

Steelie Neelie: EU biz can use YOUR private data WITHOUT PERMISSION

'Part-anonymise' it and you're good to go, says unelected digital czar

Cambs prof scoops $3m Fundamental Physics prize

For working on 'unification of the fundamental physical forces of the UNIVERSE'

Station to station: Ten DAB-Bluetooth combo radios

Product roundupTake your pick – airwaves entertainment or stream your own

Why storage needs Quality of Service

Makes shared storage play nicely

How did hybrid flashy bods Nimble Storage's IPO go so smoothly?

AnalysisStaying cool on losses seems to have paid off

That Google ARM love-in: They want it for their own s*** and they don't want Bing having it

AnalysisCustom RAM chippery, low power, and more

Is Google prepping an ARMY of WALKING ROBOTS?

Boston Dynamics, maker of Cheetah and WildCat bots, joins the Chocolate Factory

Security guru Bruce Schneier to leave employer BT

ExclusiveNothing to do with criticising GCHQ and the NSA, insists telco

Yahoo! boss! Mayer! sez! soz! for! lengthy! mail! outage!

Whimsy turns to whoopsy for Marissa as she coughs to tumble on Tumblr

Red Hat snuggles up to Dell with 'enterprise grade' OpenStack offer

PC maker puts iron into Linux lovers' private cloud dreams

Nominet seeks royal approval for pisspoor .uk domain name push

Unwanted suffix foisted on Royal Family and legal eagles

Excise Xmas prezzie indecision MISERY with El Reg’s gift guide²

What the heck am I going to get for Auntie Flo? What a brilliant idea, Register!

Analogue radio will CONTINUE in Blighty as Minister of Fun dodges D-Day death sentence

Ed Vaizey kicks analogue switchoff can down the road

Unlocking CryptoLocker: How infosec bods hunt the fiends behind it

Looks like 2013's nastiest cyber-threat is run from Eastern Europe - or Russia

Striking Amazonians warn: Don't rely on us for Christmas pressies

German box-shifters in joint protest with US staff in Seattle

Microsoft's cloudy chief: Azure reliability knocks your own kit for six

Interview'If you want to reach the globe the most, we're the cloud vendor to do it'

Netlist sues Diablo and SMART Storage after whistleblower reveals alleged IP theft

Anon scribe says company slurped proprietary info

Avago Technologies chomps up LSI for BEELLLIONS - in CASH

Six point six billion dollars, to be precise. But what's the plan?

Violin cuts strings with CEO: Don Basile axed post-IPOcalypse

Data storage upstart begins search for new boss

Turnbull's NBN is startup-land's litmus test

Universal 25Mbps is a big improvement so let's see some innovation!

MongoDB rival RethinkDB gets $8m in filthy valley lucre infusion

On the 16th day of Christmas my true VC gave to me...

Google's Dart on target to replace JavaScript? That'll be the day

AnalysisEcma standards effort won't topple web's lingua franca

HOLD THE PHONE, NSA! Judge bans 'Orwellian' US cellphone records slurp

In theory - Obama government granted time to fight injunction

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