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13th > December > 2013 Archive

Thought of in-flight mobile calls fills you with dread? Never fear, US Dept of Transport is here

FCC doesn't have final say on in-air cell chat, sniffs secretary

US mobile telcos: All right, ALL RIGHT, FCC! We'll redo phone unlock rules

Go ahead, take your mobe to another carrier ... as long as you're paid up

Bring it on, stream biz Aereo tells TV barons – see you in Supreme Court

Big media faces ultimate legal showdown

Big goolies-grabbing black snake nips unlucky bloke's trouser snake

Bell-end bite prompts public toilet panic

China's 'Airpocalypse' forces pilots to learn BLIND landings in smog

Expensive training better than face planting hundred-million-dollar airliners

Boffins: On my command, unleash REMOTE CONTROL BULL SPERM

They want to turn cyborg seed into DRUG RUNNERS for HUMANS

Cryptolocker copycat ransomware emerges – but an antidote is possible

Security upstart claims it's found a file-gobbling nasty with weak encryption

UK.gov chucks another £260m at MOOC-based cyber security training

Doom-mongers warn cybercrime will destroy ALL - unless you buy their gear

Want to know about Seagate's tech specs? Ask a BEANCOUNTER

CommentSneak peek into 2014

Marketing told us: 'Justin Bieber is a fad. He’s not going to last.' – Company formerly known as RIM

QuotwPlus: 'There is no way to make your Xbox One backwards-compatible'

Symantec gives three-year-old Storage Foundation a taste of flashy cache

Automatic for the people

How Britain could have invented the iPhone: And how the Quangocracy cocked it up

Special ReportInventor screwed - while taxpayers sent a clown on holiday

You gotta fight for your copyright ... Beastie Boys sue toymaker over TV ad

Countersuit against 'parody' demands damages from upstart GoldieBlox

Phew! These DynamoDB queries are heavy. C'mon Amazon, give us a hand

Ah, there you are, and with a fistful of more indexes

Twitter's shock block unlock deemed cockup, gets a lockup

Blocking block BLOCKED after 'blogger blindfold blip

We MUST be told: How many Bitcoins do I need to kill a melon-head?

Something for the Weekend, Sir?Money, money, money – must be funny

Home Office clumsily LEAKS data of 1,598 immigrants, blames 'transparency'

Nodding watchdog: We're looking closely at this one

Cardslurping kingpin caged for 18 years over Carderplanet forum

'eBay for credit card fraud' founder earns self extended stay at Club Fed

BT network-level STOCKINGs-n-suspenders KILLER arrives in time for Xmas

Want smut, sir? You'll have to be on our pervert list

Apple's GOLDEN BLING MOBE still the top selling US handset

iPhone 5s still comfortably thrashing all competition

Apple fanbois warned: No, Cupertino HASN'T built a Bitcoin mining function into Macs

If you follow tech guidelines from 4chan, you're an idiot

Jupiter moon Europa spotted spraying WATER into SPAAACCCEE

Cracks in Jupiter consort's façade bare her secrets to ALL

IBM hid China's reaction to NSA spying 'cos it cost us BILLIONS, rages angry shareholder

Lawsuit claims US snooping led to 22pc Chinese sales slump

Facebook's monster PHP engine ready to muscle into ARM server chips

It's not just Google mulling a shift to Intel's arch rival

US military's RAY-GUN truck BLASTS DRONES, mortars OUT OF THE SKY

PicHere's hoping there's a shark attachment

Google tells EFF: Android 4.3's privacy tool was a MISTAKE, we've yanked it

Rights warriors enraged by ad giant's 180-degree spin on permissions filter

'Disruptive, irritating' in-flight cellphone call ban mulled by US Senate

'2m passengers a day, hurtling through space, trapped in 17in seats, yapping their thoughts'

ARM swallows graphics software biz Geomerics to tart-up mobile games

Those cool lighting effects in Battlefield 4 and Need for Speed? Those be theirs

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