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Apple patents facial recognition tech for mobile log-in

Handsets could display information and unlock by staring at your mug

Red Hat clutches OpenShift, takes platform cloud to second version

Platform clouds are the new middleware, says Red Hat

Nextgen rolls 100G, muxes about to 400G

Capacity hits 18 Terabits-per-second thanks to modulated signalling

D-Link FINALLY slams shut 'Joel's backdoor'

Punters: get patching

Ink cartridge scammers forced to pen cheque for $AUD100k fine

This will make life interesting for managed print services providers

SpaceX Falcon 9 reaches MONEY RING with successful launch

Commercial rocket achieves orbit, deploys communications satellite

OHM MY GOD! Move over graphene, here comes '100% PERFECT' stanene

Resistance-free conductivity at room temperatures and above

Accused Glasshole driver says specs weren't even turned on for traffic stop

Not guilty plea entered on all charges

Bell Labs predicts metro traffic explosion

Bit barns and local caches will keep data closer to home

Pen tester scoops source code in bug hunt contest, has to argue for prize

What's a hacker got to do to get some recognition around here at Prezi.com?

Gadget world's metals irreplaceable, say boffins

We have an elementary problem

Amazon's non-existent drone delivery army ALREADY P0WNED

Cracker's command: Sudo bring me that other guy's parcel

We're not destroying the music biz: Spotify

But we will take commission on tix and sell branded tat

Chinese cops cuff Hong Kong Bitcoin scammers

GBL three suspected of making off with MILLIONS

Women crap at parking: Official

But thrash blokes at multitasking and empathy

Think Amazon is CHEAP? Just take a look at these cloudy graphs...

Updated: 'Big Data' analysisReg data analysis uncovers the surprising pricing strategies of clouds

Android tablets to outsell laptops by 2017: IDC

Slab sales growth sliding as phablets and hybrids make their mark

Beijing leans on Microsoft to maintain Windows XP support

Come on, we've only just ditched our pirated copies...

Sensors and sensibility: Quirky’s Spotter multi-purpose monitor module

ReviewIntroduction to the ‘Internet of Things’ for folk scared of soldering irons

NSA-proof Euro cloud gang: Cool idea, bro... until it turns into MARKET-EATING beast

Euro 'IT Airbus' could lead to 'competition concerns' – expert

Nimble took a sueball to the knee, still rates itself with $1.2bn valuation

Numbers flesh grafted onto IPO bones

Speaking in Tech: Get an Amazon drone delivered by Amazon drone

PodcastOr order drone-shipment of skeet to shoot it down with*...

MINING in SPAAAACE! Asteroid-scoopers? Nah - consumers will be the real winners

Governments, corporations... not so much

Must try HARDER, infosec lads: We're RUBBISH at killing ZOMBIES

Botnet decap should be a team effort – ex-detective infosec bod

ASA slaps down BT over 'misleading' broadband claims

BSkyB complaints upheld amid battle between warring ISPs

Digital GIANTS in BLOODY battle to put your EYEBALLS in a JAR

Blocks and FilesWho will capture the screen?

Launch date for flashy new HTC flagship mobe REVEALED... by UK judge

The One Two is coming 'as early as February 2014'

LOHAN embraces handsome young autopilot

3D Robotics supplies Pixhawk for Vulture 2 brain transplant

How much? Who knows. EC gagging order on DiData acquisition continues....

But integrator whispers that NextiraOne buy will be split in two stages

RBS MELTDOWN LATEST: 'We'll be the bank we should be ... next YEAR maybe'

Bank schtum, but cockup has similarities with 2012

Unite: HP 'addicted to culture of job cuts' as axe raised again

Over 1,100 workers set to walk the plank by January – union

Evan Powell exits Nexenta as Wyse guy strides in

Blocks and FilesOn to pastures new

Desperate MS flaunts UNDEAD SPLAT TALLY to pep Xbox One fans

Daunted by Sony sales, firm talks up... hours played on Xbox One

EMC on XtremIO SSD brickup ballsup: Its lifetime downtime is under 3 minutes

Replace a failed X-Brick SSD once every 5 years

UK.gov to warn tweeting twits, celebs 'n' pals on court case comments

OMG, you can't SAY that #contempt

Hey, George Clooney. LOST in SPACE... and thirsty? Visit these 5 ALIEN worlds*

Hubble spots traces of water in the atmospheres of hazy hot Jupiters

Distie: Build the cloud and resellers will come... so WHERE ARE THEY?

Some have arrived, but financials are stacked against it

Dell tells staff: If you haven't got stomach for private era, leave

Launches Voluntary Separation Programme for fence-perchers

Bold Bezos aims skywards with liquid hydrogen and SPACE ROCKET engine

Blue Origin fires up its BE-3 machine

Google unveils ten-year plan to build its ROBOT ARMY of the future

Android architect Andy Rubin uncloaks 'moonshot' project

Vulture South teams with SAGE-AU for annual Sysadmin survey

You fill in a form. We write a story. SAGE-AU improves its services. What's not to like?

European Commission gives Microsoft/Nokia merger the green light

Redmond to march into Finland unopposed

Two million TERRIBLE PASSWORDS stolen by malware attackers

Yahoo, Facebook accounts among haul in latest credential harvest

Icahn rallies the troops to pump Apple for cash at next shareholder meeting

Wants a vote on $50bn stock buyback scheme

One-minute Koch-blocking earns attacker two years, massive fine

Low Orbit Ion Cannon claims another victim

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