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28th > November > 2013 Archive

'You're BEAUTIFUL when you're angry' 'You SEXIST PIG!' Xbox One's fresh brouhaha

Gamers slam cheesy letters for loved ones

Mini-cluster competitor configs revealed

SC'13$2,500 limit is no bar to student imaginations

Meet the Cluster teams: Colorado and Texas

HPC blogColorado launches Mars probe, Texas stylin' and profilin'

New exploding whale vid once again shows true porpoise of internet

Forget cute cats: here's another COMBUSTIBLE CETACEAN

THOUSANDS of Ruby on Rails sites leave logins lying around

Unexpired session cookies can be stolen, re-used

OCZ goes titsup, flogs own corpse to Toshiba

HERCULES IS DISPLEASED, shoves disk-maker into pit of deadly accountants

THIS ONE WEIRD CHIP cuts weight from data centre power bills

Korean boffin designs frugal data clock recovery silicon for 100GBE kit

Barnes & Noble's Nook sales take a long walk off a very short pier

People won't buy the ebooks if they aren't buying the readers

Microsoft squashes Exchange Server bug

A shot at beating backup borkage

Ex-Nokia team unveil Jolla smartphone with added Sailfish OS

Sailfish OS comes with added Android support


Boffin puts quadaracopters in harness for YOUR holiday snaps

Hong Kong Bitcoin miners pour data centre in a fish tank

Virtual currency prospectors go underwater for best results

Singaporean finn-off 'Newkia' readies Android phones

Former Asian execs shuffle deck chairs, alphabet, with new venture

False widow spiders in guinea pig slaughter horror

Lock up your pets, warns shaken British mum

Google to CyanogenMod: YOU! GIT yore warranty-BUSTING ASS outa Play

Alternative firmware installer pulled from Google Play

Chinese prof brands gamers no better than drug dealers

'Spiritual narcotics' enslave youth and leave them in a stupour


It's part of 802.11ac Wave 2, but quit with the '6 Gbps WiFi' already

Samsung hauls in chiefs for 'CRISIS awareness' confab – report

Are sales of the Galaxy S4 as bad as rumors suggest?

Sinclair's FORGOTTEN Australia-only micro revealed!

Behold the 'Telecom Australia Computerphone' in all its splendour

DVLA declares J14 HAD on BU14 SHT and SL14 AGS

Oh BU63 GER, as banned numberplate list grows

Microsoft hires Pawn Stars to shaft Google

Redmond's Scroogled campaign shifts into new gear

Mass Effect: Ten lightweight laptops that won’t bust your back

Product RoundupA selection of skinny notebooks that put the ‘ability’ in ‘portability’

DEATH-PROOF your old XP netbook: 5 OSes to bring it back to life

Or: How to talk your child out of using an iPad..

Dropbox dropouts and biz rebels: Stay in control ... inhale your own cloud

Build your own cloud - part 2Business gets personal

Google: YouTube fights off HUGE ASCII PHALLUS MENACE

Pr0ntastic commenters are having their way with Google

COMPLETE, FIFTY-FOOT DINOSAUR sold to MYSTERIOUS, reclusive bidder for £480k

'Will be available for public viewing' - like Jurassic Park

Weird PHP-poking Linux worm slithers into home routers, Internet of Things

Targets x86 but ARM, MIPS, PPC mutants lurking, we're told

PS4 with Black Friday underway: TOUGH, you CAN'T HAVE ONE!

If you didn't order it before 14 November, too bad, says Amazon

BT performs INSOURCERY on outsourced staffers to secure cash savings

Buys in 282 front desk staff from Securitas as contract terminates

You have a Skype voicemail. PSYCHE! It's just some fiendish Trojan-flinging spam

UK plod warn punters NOT to unzip those files

Phoenix IT Group blames former CEO and economy for woes

Sales slide continues... still it's nearly Christmas

BT fattens flabby Global Services biz to puff and huff way to £32bn

Hopes to be the company that ate ALL the pies

Think unpatched Win XP hole's not a big deal? Hope you trust your local users

Vulnerability used to breathe life into Adobe Reader exploit, Microsoft warns

Apple dodges data privacy sueball: Fanbois didn't RTFM*, says judge

They never bothered to read the privacy policy... so they have no case

Salesforce stuffs CRM dollars into Benioff's package

Onlookers shocked at size of bulge

EMC: Backup is broken, do you hear me? Now buy this other thing

CommentIt's copy data management, dude, not data protection

Fujitsu: Sayonara, London Stock Exchange... You're not worth the money

Set to delist by January to 'reduce administrative work and costs'

Looks like Google may ask you to PAY for YouTube music - report

No ads on millions of songs, but plenty of ads on millions more?

Why BURN Facebook after reading when you can 'save it for later'?

All a question of stickability ... bitch

Samsung to spend ENTIRE budget of London 2012 OLYMPICS... on ADS

Chaebol launches super-spendy $14bn-a-year plan

Beastie Boys parody sueball tennis ends after toy firm yanks Girls

Cult rappers fight for their right to NEVER FEATURE IN ADS

'This BLACK HOLE just isn't BLACK AT ALL' snarl boffins

Possibly something it ate

Microsoft Surface slabs borked by heat-induced DIM SCREEN OF DEATH

Turkey-chomping Redmond says nowt as punters rage on forums

Storage giant EMC, rival upstart Pure Storage trade new charges

It's WAR: Hopkinton and Pure each throw new sueball... on THE SAME DAY

Why a plain packaging U-turn from could cost £3bn a year

AnalysisHow's the Aussie cigarette experiment doing? Not so well

Assange flick The Fifth Estate branded 'WORST FILM OF THE YEAR'

Even Benedict Cumberbatch can't drown out Swedish sex crime allegations

WATCH LIVE: Comet ISON DESTROYED by Sun, NASA brains fear

Live videoDrop that turkey - THIS doesn't happen every year!

Krakoom! OCZ flies into the ground. Time to salvage the engines and look around

Blocks and FilesHey, where is everyone? In a room with a flash fab operator

Google decides Chromecast TV-stick apps are a whole NEW THING

As yet another tellydongle scoops crowdfunding to leap into moshpit with pals

Meet the cluster teams: Chinese Fortune Rookies, Team Venus 2.0

HPC blogFirst look at SC13 Team NUDT and Team Pacific

Meet the cluster teams: Team Quokka and Team Germany

HPC blogFirst Look at SC13 Aussie and German teams

Symantec backs out of Backup

Shuts down unloved cloud storage service

Happy Thanksgiving, Apple. Now how about THREE more patent legal battles for dessert?

Brace yourself for more jury trials

Report says Microsoft has divided CEO list into possibles and probables

And Stephen Elop's not a probable

Sceptic-bait E-Cat COLD FUSION generator goes on sale for $US1.5m

Sealed box claimed to turn nickel and hydrogen into copper and electricity

RIP Comet ISON: ???-2013. We hardly knew ye

European Space Agency calls it: space rock is pining for the fjords

I dived deep into the VMware community. Here's what I found...

Sysadmin blogOur man Trevor Pott discovers who's vWho and what's vWhat

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