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20th > September > 2013 Archive

Boffins: Earth will be habitable for only 1.75 BEEELLION more years

UK team floats method for picking exoplanets to study in search for the lair of ET

Fanbois shun 'crappy plastic' iPhone 5C

VideoShouty Apple mantra gauntlet awaits fanbois, Android refugees in Oz iPhone queue

Microsoft hooks up with AT&T, gazes into YOUR data center

Bit barn threesome ties Microsoft, AT&T + your gear together with MPLS

Microsoft explains its new financial reporting structure – sort of

Redmond's earnings get murkier post-reorg

Qualcomm turns back hands of Toq smartwatch

'Showcase' for ample assets will only be sold as limited edition

Brits are world's most wired drivers, says fleet tracker CEO

Now the for the bad news: the roads are so bad you can't do logistics without fleet trackers

TPG flashes cheeky 'down under' CAPTCHA

Bum's the word on who's responsible

First look: Apple iPhone 5S and 5C

iOS 7 is the star attraction, incremental hardware mostly 'meh'

Google smacks Surface with free Quickoffice for Android, iOS

Chocolate Factory retaliates before MS Office lands on mobile platforms

Google tries putting an NFC ring on it: Bonking will keep you SAFE

Or sticking it in, to put it another way

Those vendor blog sods fog the cogs. Wish they'd slog for user bods

StoragebodCustomers are people too

Nokia Lumia 1020: It's an imaging BEAST... and it makes calls too

Review41 meeelllion-pixel monster's no phone freakshow

Bletchley rebooted: The crypto factory time remembered

Geek's Guide to BritainHigh commands and dirty words in German – the story retold

Sofas with a roof and Star Trek seating: The future of office furniture?

100% DesignMeet the new Boss - and vanish into the firm's funky fittings

Riverbed flows faster with refreshed cloudy Whitewater gateways

Giving your data a hefty kick up the cloud storage

WHY do phone cams turn me into a clumsy twat with dexterity of an elephant?

Something for the Weekend, Sir?Bah! Stupid no-thumb trunk

iPhone 5S, iOS 7 misery: Only JORDAN HATCH, 19, can SAVE APPLE NOW

¡Bong!Cupertino is flailing while Syria is turning

Office 365 goes to work on an Android

Hands onFirst steps to productivity

Our sensational rocket ship Vulture 2 REVEALED: LIVE at 3pm

World's first EVER ballocket spaceplane to be unveiled at our mountaintop fab bunker

'Bogus IT guys' slurp £1.3m from Barclays: Cybercops cuff 8 blokes

'Engineer' slipped remote-hack hardware INSIDE branch, says Met

Axe falls: Virgin Media plans to kill 600 management jobs

Parent Liberty Global says telco can only grow with layoffs

PEAK APP: After 2013, you'll NEVER again install as many – Gartner

Everyone's downloaded all that ever needs to be downloaded

Ubuntu penguins strain to squeeze out bug backlog by mobe OS deadline

Will phone-flavoured Um Bongo be polished off in time for October?

Douglas Adams was RIGHT! TINY ALIENS are invading Earth, say boffins

Typically get swallowed by a small dog

One of last few iPhone 5Ss STOLEN from within MASSIVE POLICE CORDON at Apple Store

ExclusiveGutsy master thief disdained piles of unwanted 5Cs

Ex-BT boss bags £9 MILLION bye-bye bundle, moves to key gov post

Lord Livingston given 2.6 million company shares

Latest Snowden reveal: It was GCHQ that hacked Belgian telco giant

Cheltenham-in-the-middle attack against roaming smartphone convos

Cook: 'We're not in the junk market segment'. Not on PRICE, anyway

QuoTWYou have to nail jelly to a few cats before you can do a good torture scene

E-book him! Entire Judge Dredd back catalogue gets iDevice treatment

Behold the generosity of Tharg the Mighty

Mini-Me, stop humping the 'L-A-S-E-R': New 3D tech can make a Mini-You

100% DesignYour inner Dr Evil knows you want one

Flash biz and virtual database chum: Our tests show we bust spinning rust

Pure Storage and Delphix splatter platters in home-made benchmark

CloudSigma lashes cloud to colocation partners

It's hybrid cloud, ma'am, but not as you know it

BlackBerry BLOODBATH! Company warns of nearly $1bn quarterly loss

Sales way down, massive layoffs imminent

Deep inside the iPhone 5s lurk a few surprises

TeardownSecond-rate? Superior? Speedy? Soporific? Sexy? Same-old, same-old?

Microsoft: Surface a failure? No, it made us STRONGER

Vows to build more devices in future

Layoffs at EMC's RSA security division

Can SecurID get in front of these curtains before they shut?

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