19th > September > 2013 Archive
'Streaming' feature lets it suck rows rather than nosh batches
Looming layoffs could claim up to 5,000 workers
Tech supergroup leaps the LAN and bounds towards virtual WANs for 8K TV
How much would you expect to pay for this quality elastic platform?
$14 million burned as rocket flies but doesn't ignite
Does for real time processing what Hadoop did for batch processing
Camera-laden Googlemobile takes out three cars in Jakarta
CommentEverything will be so cheap, you won't NEED a job
Scurvy-free curs sail t' seven seas with shiny Chrome and Firefox swag
'Tis just 8 sea miles from Incheon, spike me if it ain't
Yarr, feel me salty wake on y'r chops, fruity boy
Wizard of WOS drops screen, reveals trillion object storage array
ReviewBlast this cut-price box, more worthless than a scurvy-blighted galley rat
She'll pop yer scuppers, but can't scuttle ye ... for now
Nirvanix keels over, careened by Channel consort, d'ye see?
ReviewArr, 'tis colourful. Belike Microsoft weren't lubbers after all
Microsoft has a browser for ye scurvy consumerrrrs
FeaturePart Two: 'Tis a spool's paradise, t' be surrrre
Ewe a Spurs fan, me hearty?
Spinnin' rust? Yarr... we'll be walkin' that plank
And five reasons why you won't...
Bless me barnacles, tha' tricksy Finn be joshin' ... yarr?
Canny crew will dodge yon Spanish mountains, yarr
ExclusiveScuttlebutt says jabber lubbers scuttled 'emselves
Venerable old cap'n stomps his last goomba
100% DesignOi told 'ee I'd open door for ye as ye sit 1,000 fathoms away
Avast, me Cupertino treasure sank overboard before crew could stow it
Splice the mainbrace, boys! Bulging treasure chests GREW in Q2
Back and fill, infosec maties... keep t' grog comin'
Facebook's Cap'n Zuck ain't goin' down with his frigate, yarr
Sailing the smartphone seas in a gilded galleon, not a Chinese junk
Locks you out, throws away the key, hands you a virtual pickaxe: 'Start digging'
First they conquered the seven seas, now containers be forcin' VMs to walk the plank
Sets sail for Redmond with chests filled with Finnish booty
'Victimisation of fanbois must end,' thunder NY, SF gov attorneys