But you were probably running Windows 7 anyway
US House Republicans plan moves in opposite direction
Hundreds of millions stolen from biggest names in US
Editing for everyone, not just bored commuters
Plans to mine browser history so publishers can serve you what you want
Deemed offensive to Italian Americans, oddly, not Hispanics
New web page offers advice after electrocutions in China
By nominating a successor, the white-haired one signals he's stuck on the sofa
Army retreats after boffins prove bright lights are planets, not Chinese aircraft
Irish stout kings offer gratis pints to mobe-touting punters
QuotWPlus: 'I do not want my name to be on Apple's blacklist'
Sysadmin blogDon't forget to thank your BOFH this Friday
'PM's porn war means you won't be able to Google raunchy image', says Boris
Her 'most challenging role' to date, chirps revenues assistant
Quatermass at 60Ley-ing it on thick with alien beams and hippie dreams
Do you bung wireless points around the place willy-nilly? You're not alone
Episode 5'Member when engineers studied ENGINEERING?
Some people will click on anything
Something for the Weekend, Sir?I can’t hear you, la la la la
Ex-Xbox boss tosses dice on social gaming instead
Smart meters: What will you do with your '£65' a year saving?
Whiff of octogenarian media lord sends 1 in 5 running
Decide which app can do what, and when - almost like a real computer
Twin probes enter spinning rings... for research
MI5 and GCHQ rub hands with glee at FTSE350 security audit
OpinionIs that Ballmer on the bridge of that supertanker...
Tributes flood in for security titan
Pics and vidSpaceplane test flight mission photos for your viewing pleasure
It's raining soup, but is the S4 a mug or a fork?
100-node giant far outstrips competition, reckons upstart
Taking an Odyssey to fill a Kraken
Top smartphone: Apple. Top tablet: Apple. Top computer: Apple
Latest telescope could spot our doom
AnalysisSmall firms help companies flee the big red jail
Apple 'trapped in a pincer movement' between cheap 3-inchers and bigger 5-inchers
UpdatedSummer promotion bids adieu to down payments
Staff claimed to have sold kit to fund buying spree
Teardown'Pure simplicity' innards fuel Chocolate Factory's quest for 'TV domination'
UpdatedDonations sought to port free OS to more kit
Hector XE6 to be upgraded to Archer XC30