Brooding silence bugs code-cutters
US Dept of Justice throws the book, rakes in eight-figure fine
Kit tuning its own networks: what could possibly go wrong with that?
Low-slung kecks 'totally offensive', thunders Wisconsin politico
Factory account still present, now requires one-time password
Carrot, stick, come out to handle 50 million subscribers churning each month
Most people only steal when they can't buy - but some just like stealing
Updates don't remove the elderly versions...
Could withstand punishment of a year of porn delivered in ONE SECOND. Ouch
Send for nurse for fear of something much, much worse
No need to fret, says Tim Phillips
HPC blogUnassuming sideboard plumbs entire server for liquid cooling
StobWhen Irish IDEs are smiling, and so on
Quatermass at 60Swapping Pimms for Schnapps and Vodka
PicAnd we know the answer. Click if you don't mind a mild anniversary special spoiler
6,000 systems shipped already. No pressure there then
Virtual relocation to France brings back vanished English channels
We KNEW there'd be an IT angle on the little blighter
No sex please. We're British
Lotus F1 team gives El Reg a sneak peek into its pits
And telcos pushing out the upgrades
Juicy stake in liquid silicon biz Himax Display gobbled
Mid-market resellers post less-than-inspiring results
To boldly go under Tunisia's sands, right Star Wars fans?
Needa habitat connectivy
Cloudant merges code, Reg can't resist easy upholstery pun
Je ne regrette rien, says co-founder Hasso Plattner
Would late biz baron have tolerated so many iThings at once?
Keep your Macbook Air, see if we care
AnalysisYou'll kick yourself when you know how
'I will not sit idle and watch', promises boffin
'I have 100,000+ users' details ... please don't blacklist me'
'A testament to the power of bourbon and unit test coverage'
Decloaked upstart snaffles another top bod
Global caching network swallows PCs and mobiles
Bringing multicore, 64-bit ARMv8 support to Java SE
Time: 'You want 600% more for content? We'll send our boob tube addicts to Aereo'
CCTV replaces 'Mark of Satan'
Fall show to feature Android, Tizen tech tips
Vulture South's attempt to improve NBN debate have ended … for now