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12th > July > 2013 Archive

'Clippy' coup felled by Microsoft twitterati

'It looks like you think I'm dead, would you like help with your GRIEVOUS ERROR?'

Poor iPhone sales mean Verizon could owe Apple $14bn

Financial data shows massive money hole

Giant human-powered quadricopter wins $250,000 Sikorsky Prize

VideoIt took 33 years to accomplish the winning one-minute flight

Verizon signs on to Ubuntu's smartphone advisory committee

Could pave way for US launch of Linux-distro-based mobes

Google brings Blink-powered Chrome to Windows and Mac OS X

Webkit banished from Chrome 28

NBN Co CEO Quigley retires, won't deny he was pushed

Head of Australia's broadband project says now's the right time to leave

Google Groups blunder exposes thousands of Japanese govt emails

Messages are public-by-default you say? Oh dear...

Dev bakes actual, edible raspberry pie with Raspberry Pi

Voice-controlled microwave oven tweets your treats

Is it a BIRD? Is it a plane? Right first time – and she's in SPANDEX

PicsHuawei's superheroine Purple Reign upstages new mobe

China slips behind US in technology innovation stakes

Silicon Valley back on top as UK struggles with image problem

Be still, my quivering atoms: Here's a new way to count a second

Paris Observatory enters the time standard fray

'New' document shows how US forces carriers to allow snooping

Contract with submarine cable company an illustration, not a revelation

JOBS from beyond grave: I AM NOT A CROOK, it was an 'aikido move'

QuotWFanny fandroid: 'Suddenly my pants caught fire'

Intel waves LONG TENT POLE, pokes Data Domain boxes with it

Also destroys storage gear by lobbing it out of an aeroplane

Feds BANNED from DEF CON by founder (who is Obama's cyber-expert)

DEF CON 21And presumably uninvites himself?

Apple builds flagship store on top of PLAGUE HOSPITAL

Oh, dude, that iPhone is so sick

Forget Snowden: What have we learned about the NSA?

OpinionPay attention to the organ grinder, not the monkey

Sysadmins: Everything they told you about backup WAS A LIE

Storagebod99% backup completion? Bullshit

Web ad giant (Google) makes its own flash? Speak your branes

If the Chocolate Factory bakes its own silicon sweeties, show us the fabs

Gadgets are NOT the perfect gift for REAL men

Something for the Weekend, Sir?Back to golf balls, socks and hankies, I suppose

Watch LIVE tomorrow: LOHAN team attempts second pop at SPEARS

Pi-powered cam to beam snaps of Saturday's ballocket control board test flight

Internet Villain face-off: Spy queen Theresa May v Twit-hate Turkish PM

Find out who won best-baddie gong at Blighty's annual ISP awards bash

Mm, Linux-on-mainframe admin brains: IBM wolfs down Israeli upstart

Possible port of WAVE to Power Systems on back of CSL gobble?

Why I'm sick of the new 'digital divide' between SMEs and the big boys

Sysadmin blogIT design by white paper is a stick to beat the little guy

Google and Apple's couples therapy is working – Schmidt

Eric: Aw shucks, Cookie, give us a smile!

Yes, we ARE gobbling flashy bit-bucket biz ScaleIO, beams EMC

Goliath splashes cash on software-defined storage

LG's curvy telly and Samsung's Galaxy camera seen in the wild

PicsGoodbye phonecam, hello camphone

Swollen cloud could burst at any time, splatter us with FAIL – anxious tech biz

You know what else was really popular? Dotcom firms

Microsoft biz heads slash makes Ballmer look like dead STEVE JOBS

Don't cry for me, Cupertino... The truth is, we'll be just like you

Exec teleports from Dell, channel organs absorbed into Texan Borg

Departure sparked assimilation, not cost cutting or strategy change, says boss

Microsoft to upset tech floggers: SO SORRY about our broken tools

Partner Sales Exchange fix coming, BI tools arrive 22 July

Hubble spots ALIEN NAVY world – and it's pelted with GLASS RAIN

PicWhoops, missed out a comma there

Screw it, says NSA leaker Snowden: I'm applying for asylum in Russia

Web-spying whistleblower proves he's still alive ... and not already in the clink

Icahn offers to sweeten his Dell deal with warrants

Hoping to arrest the Big Mike/Silver Lake deal next week

Go ahead, Asia, have a look in your Dropbox... We DARE you - hackers

10-country trade group targeted by NYT hacking crew, claim researchers

New draft cybersecurity law: US Senate hits ctrl-alt-del, reboot

If at first you don't succeed, try turning it off and back on again

DARPA uncloaks unTerminator for $2 million robotics challenge

ATLAS hugs

Analyst: Tests showing Intel smartphones beating ARM were rigged

Bad benchmark gave bad results

Microsoft: 'Google's secret government meetings let it avoid import ban' - Report

Customs lets Motorola mobs slip in after tête-à-tête with Chocolate Factory

Boeing batteries back under spotlight as 787 burns at Heathrow

Second British Dreamliner returns to base with 'technical fault'

No sale, Yahoo! Hulu goes off the auction block

Owners to just toss it a bunch of money themselves

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