'No, mine's an iPhone. This is actually how I look'
Full specs on the 17-megawatt 'Sky River'
Our sexy mole goes undercover in a world without ugly people
Blimey, these little paper towels out of the vending machine are really expensive
Archaeologic'A machine so cheesy, they should have supplied rubber gloves to wear while using it.'
Equity house Dunedin replacing LDC
US gov's super-web snoop system whistleblower flees to Hong Kong
Size-zero drive packs a whopping 143GB per millimetre
$24bn ISP gobble completes
Tech titan twits taunt: Doncha wish your mobe was hot like me?
Pac-Man-satnav-ish upstart in bidding war with Apple, Facebook
Mystery of what's inside the spooks' black boxes
Second woman taikonaut and pals test tech for China's own orbiting platform
NSFWMains-powered sex aid recalled ... Ultimate O turns into ultimate Oh no
HP signals end to legendary big iron beast
Americans assured they are not in the NSA's sights
Telford-based distie was victim of 'Civil Service Syndrome'
Mobile web 'weather reports' predicted as networks overload
'No doubt about what is going on here'
Stupid Redmond kicked over our honeypots, wail white hats
Numerous employees at risk of redundancy
Whatever they are up to, it's all above board, we're told
Add blessings to those of investment probe - just FCC to go now
Steve Jobs watching from on high. No pressure, lads
While the rapists get minimum sentence and rehab
Making Gmail and search sit up and bark on NUMA servers
Home monitoring features added, too
OpenShift jostles with Azure, GAE, Heroku, Elastic Beanstalk, for developers
AVA 500 takes telepresence to slightly creepy levels
UpdatedCEO Cook: 'The biggest change to iOS since the introduction of the iPhone'
Joins Amazon as certified US gov provider
Time to hang up the ol' helmet