Hmm ... who'd want to do that?
Claims UEFI Secure Boot is anticompetitive
Hollow fibre propagates optics near speed of light
Sign of the times cashes in on comparison shoppers who buy online
El Reg's Grammar Lab feeds it teasing typos
Psst, enterprises: Get a load of this
Kim Jong-un giveth and then he taketh away...
Disaster recovery 'designed in real time'
Radio tricks applied to light
Their opinion of contact with chickens? It's unprintable
FeatureGoogle's dream car? Nope. Head-up displays, parking-spot search, 'platoons', and more
AnalysisStill on top but heeeere comes China ...
Only a bullet can end the monster's blundering misery
Japanese giant slimming down
Hey, you know what'd go great with that? Office 365
IDs of all our future spooks get pwned? No big deal
AnalysisCause, an untrue news report. Guardian, though, not NotW
Focus gradually shifts away from porn? Presumably
GTC 20133D MRI videos bashed out by monster box and open-source code
Want 4G and battery life? It's called HSDPA+, and it's 3 G
Storage BodTape archives can't grow forever, so try our solution*
Will your firm have someone in the secret London ops room?
Embarrassed how your legs look on radar? Fixed
Six foot high boxes-o-infrastructure crush opposition
Would you rather be shot, blown up, stabbed - or hacked?
Geek's Guide to BritainNuclear missile with your sponge finger, sir?
It's a paywall - like the one at the grocer
Magirus slurp out of the way, now she's on her way out
Want everything but the formula for Coke, complains beak
Bleeding display biz is the one that got away
Plucky mail scrubbers battle internet carpet bombers
Bye desktop, bye desk. Hello 'slab and a mat on the floor
Cupertino's troubles worsen in China
Control your apps, users, clouds
Students will learn reading data, writing cloud strategies, ‘rithmetic of VDI
Rolling wave of updates, beginning later this year
Troll kicked off the backup cloud
Q4 figures show growth everywhere, but not quite enough
If you've got it, Big Blue will manage it
Gartner's ‘Non-differentiators rarely substantiated with credible evidence’
Sergey's space-specs to be built by Foxconn in California
Telecom Egypt connections targeted for termination