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30th > November > 2012 Archive

IBM's PureSystems mod boxes bust kilo-customer barrier

Tough to beat the Cisco UCS ramp, though

Staples to offer in-store full color 3D printing service

Taps paper-based tech to help cap costs

Chinese buyers falling out of love with iPhones

Shunning Samsung, too, in favour of local brands like Xiaomi

RIM gifts new BlackBerry dev handset to select few

QWERTY kit limited to 1,500 developers

Microsoft Security Essentials loses AV-TEST certification

German lab downgrades Redmond after zero-day detection rates slide

Japan Airlines to serve KFC on Christmas flights

Tastes like chicken

Japanese ultrasonic speakers fire out digital info rays

'SteganoSonic' system can transmit sound or data

British boffins 3D print electrical sensors

Piezoresistive polymer means 3D printers could spit out working game controllers

Face invaders: New smartphone monitors skin tone

Fujitsu's new 'Harada Memori' device will send skin tones to cosmetic cloud

Google's Drive + Gmail: A 10GB Dropbox killer

Open ... and ShutUnited States of 'Holy F*ck, this is easy!'

Nintendo Wii U Review

'Asymmetric gameplay', anyone?

Crooks inject malicious Java applet into FOREX trading website

VXers wouldn't give a XXXX for anything else

Six of the best Nintendo Wii U games

Half a dozen titles for your two-screen console

Register readers mostly too ashamed to cop to hideous hoard horrors

First step is admitting you have a problem. On the Reg

Oi, Apple, stick to phones, forget about TV - Time Warner CEO

'They make great devices' OOOH BURNNN

Wanna see a 30D-rack beauty that goes like the clappers?

What, we mean Whiptail's all-flash drive array, you perv

LG claims UK Ultra HD TV first

Monster 84in telly makes Blighty high street debut

Microsoft braces for Surface RT feedback storm

Ballmer: 'People get it'... Windows 8. Apparently

FINAL NIGHT: Boston kids power down cluster compo systems

SC12Students leave the HPC battlefield

BOFH: Cannot terminate PFY instance... ACCESS DENIED

Episode 14I trust two people in this world. One is me and the other ain't you

El Reg Movember lads sprout mighty Unix beards for cancer charity

Your LAST CHANCE to donate cash to razor-free fundraiser

'Look, isn't there some way we can get Julian out of here?'

QuotwPlus: 'we respectfully request confidential treatment' DENIED!

Watch live! Crack LOHAN team to send SPEARS to stratosphere

Vid feed from balloon launch site promises hot hydrogen action

Intel insists Mac Mini HDMI fix inbound

Apple to configure cure

Motörheadphönes Motörizer rock 'phones review

Meet the beat

Cash-hungry Sharp 'offering juicy stakes to US firms'

Dell, Intel, Qualcomm rumoured to be in talks for meaty bits

Smear campaign

Something for the Weekend, Sir?I don’t know where your fingers have been

UK server market lifeless: Customers just want fresh, young models

Revenues slump 10 per cent to $430m

Competition watchdogs jump in bed, compare Google probes

FTC chairman to meet EC antitrust boss for talks

Unlocked iPhone 5 on sale in US, cheaper than UK - but not cheap

Cost of being British is a high one for fanbois

Samsung: Demand for mobes forced 16hr days on factory slaves

South Koreans vow to end 'excessive overtime' in supply chain

Help-desk hell: Can YOU beat this iPad-winning tale of woe?

Support desks, sysadmins jockey for fondleslab prize

No more fun and games for Zynga as Facebook cuts apron strings

Mummy, you're such a bitch ... bitch

NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

Boffins tackle Mayan Prophecy

Hearts, minds and balls: Microsoft's Windows 8 Surface gamble

Punters don't want expensive PCs - will they take a tablet instead?

Baby Bong #businessmodel is my PRIDE and JOY

¡Bong!I'm incubating the next generation - LITERALLY

Titsup Windows 8 PayPal payments snare upgraders

Accounts debited, code AWOL

Microsoft cues next-gen Xbox for Crimbo 2013

Sales drop, plans arise

Google+ exec declares Facebook 'social network of the past'

Ads are just so wrong, says man who lives on ad money

Last chance to vote for new sheriffs of security town

CISSP tin star elections close today

HPC cluster cowboys bag overall award, haul it home to Texas

SC12First-time winners head back to Lone Star state

Groupon chief Mason keeps his job - despite rubbish share price

'I'd fire myself if I wasn't right for the job, but I am'

Your smartphone browser: A ZOMBIE in password-crunching botnet

It could happen: Comp sci boffins on how to abuse cloud-based web browsers

Vid: EXTREME computer sports: Meet the cluster war winners

SC12 Video3 Teraflop LINPACK for NUDT, Texas surprises, Utah defends home turf

Google Play revenues leap 311% in 2012

Thank Asian gamers and a piddling starting point

Sex offender wins case against Facebook vigilantism

Let the Facebook Whac-A-Mole™ begin

House passes, Obama disses 55,000 visas for educated immigrants

AnalysisIT workers 'full employment' means US needs more from abroad

Nine sentenced in Chinese kidney-for-iPad scheme

There's a transplant op for that

Malware slurps rocket data from Japanese space agency

Secrets of Epsilon go out the door

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