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20th > July > 2012 Archive

Microsoft posts first-ever quarterly loss

It was the Online Services Division's fault, honest

New! Yahoo! CEO! Mayer! awarded! mucho! mazuma!

Near-$60m compensation package for ex-Googler and current mommy-to-be

AWS says disk is to cloud as tape is to disk

Spruiks flash-powered cloud services with backhander for spinning rust

Ocean-seeding experiment re-ignites geo-engineering debate

Destroy the planet to save it…

Optus HFC network gobbled by NBN Co for AU$800m

"Black day indeed for the ACCC and competition in Australia" says Turnbull

Atlassian heading for the exit?

New Board members have extensive experience selling software companies to the big boys

BIG BOOBS banished from Linux kernel

Microsoft apologises as storm in D-cup resurfaces

Indonesia in pre-Ramadan web porn blitz

Another government comes down hard on smut

Lenovo CEO Yang doles out US$3m bonus to staff

Production line workers, receptionists, call centre workers and others score CEO cash

Even China can't halt PC sales decline

IDC blames economic woes in the West after APAC PC numbers fall

Pentax K-01 16Mp APS-C hybrid camera review

Mirrorless maverick for grown-up lenses

UK.gov IT supremos chat up software suppliers for next summer

We got a good thing going on, right?

BT bags MASSIVE £425m broadband rollout deal in Wales

Company gobbles all the fibre, nobody else gets a look-in

BP hires Deutsche Telekom to send email up in smoke

Staff messages to float up into private cloud

Lazy password reuse opens Brits to crooks' penetration

With 26 to remember, some punters think up just 5

Watching Olympics at work? How to avoid a £1k telly-tax fine

Hint: You'll need a laptop

Microsoft: Azure now holds FOUR TREELLION objects

Whup-ass can opened, drained, crumpled to size of pea

Why British TV drama is crap – and why this matters to tech firms

AnalysisPlatforms, platforms everywhere. And nothing to watch

Austrians drool over 15th-century jub buckets

Earliest known bra unearthed in East Tyrol

View 21 readies content-flinging Freeview DVR

First lookTablet vision

Russians in audacious stratobeer mission

VidCzech ale in 70,000ft shock claim

Readers fret over LOHAN's chilly bits

Will igniter batteries clap out at -60°C?

Where there's brass, silver and gold ... there's also muck

The great Olympics clean-up challenge

Google impervious to world's cash drain, Moto's lameness

Page feeling lucky with 2.8 BEEELLION dollar Q2 profit

Watch out Fibre Channel: 12 gig SAS has arrived

LSI and Xyratex team up to penetrate cloudy customers

CEO of fallen flash sweetheart STEC charged with insider trading

SEC alleges boss made $134m in 'fraudulent' deal

LG readies bonkers big telly for sale

84in ultra-high def monster, anyone?

Darth Vader is a pansy

Something for the weekend, Sir?Wearing black doesn't make you cool

Apple boots privacy name-and-shame app Clueful from store

iPhone fans denied right to know what's fondling their data

CentOS penguins maul Oracle's Linux migration pitch

Don't trust Ellison, won't pay support

'Google can do whatever it wants with the data once it gets it'

QuotwPlus: 'We forgot to give browser choice to 28 million PCs – sorry!'

Dutch payment-by-bonkers bonk payments on the head

Phone networks flee incoming Google, Apple NFC onslaught

Survey: Deal registration will never stop channel bloodshed

But it's the best protection you can get

Let's talk about the RBS IT cock-up

Live chatReg readers join an after-hours chat

Google urged to rethink mobile in crunch EU antitrust talks

Just one more thing...

Climategate cops: We'll NEVER solve email leak hack riddle

Probe axed after inside job ruled out

Has Nokia bottomed out? El Reg drills into the detail

AnalysisIs that light at the end of the tunnel or an oncoming train?

Iran: If the Madi cyber-strike was us it would've been another Stuxnet

Analysis'Cos we're as good as US/Israel! Analysts divided

Up the ZIL LANE to the Beach Volleyball changing rooms with BONG!

¡Bong!Our social-webpreneur columnist gets his OLYMPIC on

Samsung SMACKDOWN: US appeals court keeps ban on Galaxy Tab

Not listening to that Limey judge, nossiree

BT Engage IT overlord Thornhill slips off

After 24 years... leaving to 'pursue other opportunities'

IBM plans to axe staff in UK, Ireland despite hefty profits

ExclusiveBig Blue bottom line means 'workforce remix'

Top plods reconsidering mega deals with Olympo-blunder firm G4S

Support staff may be spared move to vast rentacop outfit

Google shakes up Android Jelly Bean to fend off malware meanies

ASLR shuffles 4.1's pack... and properly this time

SanDisk: Yargh, nobody does SD-cards bundled with phones anymore

Damn you, with your capacious embedded blower storage

'Sacrifice another goat!: iCloud is Apple's biggest failure before Google

Open ... and Shut'Cloud in, not device out' the best policy

AMD pins its server hopes on SeaMicro technology - maybe in APUs

Trying to dance between Chipzilla's pounding reptile feet

Judge frees nude TSA protester, citing free speech rights

Oregonian 'genitalia' law trumped by First Amendment

Microsoft promises Metro developers 'fame and fortune'

What, this stuff doesn't sell itself?

Bio-boffins create world's first digital STD

Without the unpleasant burning sensation

Intel, AMD financials: Bad news for Obama campaign

Comment'Presumptive nominee' Romney giggles quietly to self

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