Around 1,200 years ago, that is
Open Invention Network: Industry unification terminates trolls
GTUGs become GDGs and no, they won't teach you Gmail
Lashes elephants to Autonomy, Vertica
Hacktivists not happy with China 'screwin with the Pentagon'
Follow protocol, would ya?
Acer and Asus battle with tablets, laptops and all-in-ones
ReviewSo long, SATA
Boffins use augmented reality to fool fatties
What could possibly go wrong?
Lenovo, Fujitsu first out of the gates with highly-manageable third-gen silicon
I pay the rent, baby, now bring me some sugar
Adds FlashPools; boosts channel
Compellent sales could be down
Virtualised I/O for BladeSystem servers
Big data - right?
Like a really big workstation
EMC demands recount
Integration cloud gets ETL boost, Hadoop connector
Double Hubble budget bubble trouble
Matching Chatroulette with Facebook
CDH4 makes elephants chew data quicker
Japan, Singapore, Oz, next on joint venture’s hit lists
Clouds mess things up, in physical and computing senses of the word
UPDATE: Facebook confirms Reg reader's "make sure friends see this" find