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Climate change linked to extreme weather surge

Global warming = 'loaded dice'

James Cameron back from dive to world's deepest point

Sadly, no pacifist aliens found in the abyss

Apple's Tim Cook visits China, meets officials

Groups petition Apple CEO over labour practices again

Decision delayed for 100-petabyte Oz research storage cloud

RDSI host universities and vendors must wait for crucial meeting

Female Chinese astronauts must have no scars, straight teeth

Shenzhou-9 mission will have two women on board

Twitter a poor predictor of movie success

Weak link between good reviews and real-world success could mean marketing rethink

Apple New iPad 3 Wi-Fi + 4G

ReviewMy generation

Scality opens Ring for close scrutiny

First object storage to be openly performance tested

Sitting down all day is killing you

Get off your butt and make some tea if you want to live

OFT warns wallet-raiding debt collectors over web ads

Regulator cooks up rules on false or misleading claims

EC tears duvet off Universal-EMI mega-music romp

Eurocrats snap on glove, prepare to probe takeover

Oz regulator to Apple: Don’t call it 4G if you can’t connect

Updated: Apple will refundCaveat emptor starts now

Cleversafe pumps up object store, slaps on big data sticker

Cheaper boxes for bigger data

Norfolk lobs out top council gigs on Twitter

Fancy a contract? Tweet us if you're keen

Size DOES matter: Nokia snubs Apple's royalty-free nano-SIM

Finns happy with their smaller package

Everything Everywhere's 4G monopoly stalled by Ofcom

Rivals get extra month to land fresh blows

Wii U graphics said to be no better than current consoles

No notch up for Ninty?

Spooked spooks made Symantec end Huawei fling - new claim

Affair thwarted info sharing with US spies

Mobe hackathon contest spits out Wi-Fi-by-bonk app wonder

UpdatedDeveloper hothouse sucks cash out of NFC

BMW recalls 1.3m motors over fire risk

Seven-year glitch

Judge orders O2 to name suspected smut burglars

Ben Dover wins battle to halt backdoor leakage

Dijit

Android App of the WeekRemote control app plus Griffin Beacon IR blaster

Goldman Sachs in email muppet hunt

'Toxic and destructive' leak sparks grep binge

Force Google to black out searches in new privacy law - MPs

Web giant could be compelled to obey banning orders

Devs spanked for touching vulnerable open-source packages

Broken code often reused while fixes left on the shelf

Cameron flaunts footage of pristine, featureless bottom

Fails to ram robot fist into it (with Rolex on wrist!)

Egypt ponders smut suppression

Nerds to cancel holiday plans?

Friends Reunited rebrands as memory bank for oldsters

Old school is, er, cool

Bio student thrown in the clink for Muamba Twitter rant

Troll earns 8-week stint for mocking footie ace

AMD plots an end run round Intel with SeaMicro's 'Freedom'

AnalysisCan clouds and virt move the battle off the chip?

Spain donates Enigma gear that kick-started Brit code-breaking

Gift unlocks overlooked chapter in Bletchley Park boffinry

AVG nukes stalking ads at press of BIG SHINY BUTTON

That's the way the cookies crumble

'Ugly' MongoDB defies NoSQL death rumour

Open ... and ShutBig data that suits you

Plastic that SELF-REPAIRS using light unleashed by prof

Holy Grail of materials paves way for self-healing cars

Harry Potter e-books go on sale

Downloadiarmus

Zombie LulzSec brags of exposing loved-up privates

Reborn hack gang claims military dating site raid

Panasonic talks up TV for the blind

Spoken menus for the optically challenged

Microsoft partner centre: X-IO storage bricks really stack up

Hyping up Hyper ISE

Privacy campaigner blasts FTC's federal limpness

Data-gobblers won't go on a diet on their own

Arista juices switch with x86 server, FPGA, atomic clock

Not a God box – but close

Solar power towers overpower PV panels by 20X

MIT researchers reap rewards of cheapo photovoltaics

High school student expelled for dropping F-bomb in tweet

Principal sees red after witty tweet

Amazon names date for Kindle Touch touchdown

Yeah, but what about the Fire?

Hollywood studios line up to kick Kim Dotcom

Valcom, Microhits launch civil suit

RightScale: Hybrid clouds on the rise

Like sex in high school

Visa shows off data centre 'moat'

Why have an air gap when you can have a water barrier?

Los Alamos fires BLOODY BIG MAGNET

Even better: it didn’t smash itself to bits

UC interoperability still a bad joke: Gartner

Analyst blasts vendors for dumping problems on VARs, crimping BYOD

RIM punts annual investors meeting until 'later this year'

Red flags a-wavin'

European Parliament votes against ACTA legal review

Quick vote this June could kill treaty

Sky boffins: The Moon is not Earth's only natural satellite

'Minimoons' drop by, have a pint, overstay

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