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21st > November > 2011 Archive

CSIRO opens tender for Pawsey petascale powerhouse

Vendors to beat a path to Perth

Teacher investigated over mysluttyteacher smut site

Genuine school miss, real cop fingered in web sauce probe

Scotland Yard e-cops 'fighting to save Xmas'

Digital detectives smash 2,000 bent shopping websites

Hire-car data scraper becomes Catcher in the Rye

Big Blue 'ware used to spot kids headed for trouble

Truly unlimited mobile for $19: How can it be true?

Crafty, seamless WiFi auto-logon - that's how

Spyhunting US pols to crawl up Huawei and ZTE's ass

Ex-FBI congressman burnishes microscope

CableJive DockBoss Plus

Geek Treat of the WeekAndroid fans - now you can use iDevice docks too

Riders of the Bearded Sage

StobIs that a dead parrot in your pocket, or are you just trying to please me?

Chief rabbi: Steve Jobs' Apple lust spreads misery, despair

'iPhone, iPad, I, I, I,' says tablet-blasting Sacks

Virtualised storage: the perfect space-saving solution

Make the most of your disks

Coder creates Siri proxy

Voice control for all your toys?

SQUID calls 'virtual photons' into real existence

Hyperdrive mirror plucks light from the quantum vacuum

Amazon Kindle Fire: $199 to buy, $202 to make

Subsidised tablet's parts priced

Nokia's Great Lost Platform

Special ReportCould've been a contender...

Keep it simple with one-size-fits-all networking

No more crossed wires

EA sued over broken Battlefield pledge

Free game AWOL

'Occupy Flash' web hippies aim to rid world of Adobe plugin

Anti-Flash mob not actually occupying anywhere, though

Apple to outship HP in 2012 says analyst firm

Tablets keeping PC biz on growth trajectory

Bill Gates summoned in antitrust case that WILL NOT DIE

Unkillable legal zombie reaches out of grave once again

Swearing fine quashed as teens have heard it all before

Fair f*cking shout, your honour

Why have VCs hosed down an obscure startup with cash?

Our man ponders on the secret that has money men drooling

Bug silences Samsung Galaxy Nexus

Ice Cream Sarnie smartphone experiences audio freeze

Man sues boss for 'condemning him to eternal damnation'

666 sticker was portal to hell, argues Christian

RIM BlackBerry Curve 9360 Qwerty smartphone

ReviewThumbs up?

Inside the mysterious US satellite hacking case

AnalysisGround station denies hack, US cyber general baffled

New 'plasma lamps' to replace fluorescent bulbs, LEDs

Boffins bid for spinout riches on flat, bendy glow-sheets

Swedish political party pledges War On Wolves

Midlands footballers worried by anti-lupine pogrom plan

YouTube-linked microwave shows vids as it nukes

Cook time equals play time

Japanese boffins demo sound-powered vibe lights

Son et lumière, literally. Plus: The Song of e-Money

Women love phone cams, for snapping pics of cute babies

God dammit, some of us just like gadgets!

Atomic time boffins build better second-watcher

NPL and precision on the final frontier

Kindle Fire demand hits iPad rivals not iPad

Two-horse race being run

NASA nuclear Mars tank launch delayed by one day

Will search for red-planet life, and burn it with a laser

Kindle hackers give Nook a thorough rooting

Fondleslab exposed to nerdy fiddling

Azlan hits pause in top table's musical chairs

New bosses named

Spanish firemen grapple naked stairs sex Brit

Left dangling by her ankle after rumpy-pumpy tumble

Virtual server farm goes titsup TWICE in a month

Punters blast Fasthosts

Google guru blasts Android virus doomsayers as 'charlatans'

Says iOS perfectly safe from security 'scammers', too

UK.gov ends 'speed dating' romps with tech suppliers

Maude: Enough of one-night stands, we need relationships

Fujitsu parades 16-core Sparc64 super stunner

SC11Top of the FLOPS

Floods really will bring armageddon in 2012, insist resellers

We're not just using Thai disaster to mark up disks

Royal Mail fights to address website outages

Upgrade knocks stamp service offline

Gov web boss: Our sites look like bleak council estates

Vows to ape Google, make pages more sexy

Tech Data battens down hatches for miserable Xmas

Dark talk despite profit rise in Q3

Rumoured iPhone 5 'will have 4in screen' against Jobs' wish

Shock new claim: Fanboi-beating rod extended

Flashing upstarts tempt tech titans' throbbing disks

Blocks and FilesIf you can't beat 'em, buy 'em instead

No chance now to save Phobos-Grunt Mars mission

Duff Russian probe continues to stubbornly circle Earth

Is your small biz the best at mobile boffinry? Prove it

Top, er, prizes up for grabs in new DTI contest

Breaking news: Man lands on Moon!

How Facebook shares skew the news with old tat

Seafaring boffin bots in record-breaking bid to chart Pacific

Wave-powered robo-boat probes launched by Java granddaddy

Flood-hit WD takes half-billion kidney punch from Seagate

'We'll still consummate our desire for Hitachi GST'

San Diego Baywatch rules out exploding dead whale

Hoff namesake fears huge rotting carcass will kick up stink

Sony signs Voda as Vita connecta

Names 'preferred' cellco

Ice Cream Sandwich WILL get Flash

Information furnished by singing fat lady, however

Larger Kindle Fire coming soon, say moles

Holiday surge to be followed by spring sproing?

AMD smacks Xeon 5600s with Opteron 6200s

AnalysisXeon E5 counterattack imminent

Smart meters blamed for Wi-Fi, garage opener interference

Utility not doing enough, advocate says

eBay slurps Hunch to match ads with shoppers

Hoping 'Taste Graph' will suit customers’ palates

'Organized' hack targets AT&T wireless subscribers

'Auto script' attack fails to breach accounts

iiNet buys a slice of Canberra for $60m

TransACT gets sold for a song

Manning to get day in court

America’s biggest alleged leaker to face first hearing

Robot ostrich spy outpaces world’s fastest sprinters

Two legs good, four legs bad

Oracle says HP is paying Intel to prop up Itanium

Weekend at Bernie's Larry's

Not so fast: Italian boffins say neutrinos not faster than light

Pistols at dawn at Hotel Gran Sasso?

BSA marks down SOPA: ‘must try harder’

Pirate hunter worries about anti-freetard laws

Ex-BT exec secures NBN Co COO role

Coveted Oz role goes to international player

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