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It's all Me, Me, Me! in Doctor Who's The Woman Who Lived but what of Clara's fate?

Ahh yes, the hybrids have it

By Kelly Fiveash, 24 Oct 2015

TV Review Readers please note: THIS IS A POST-UK BROADCAST REVIEW – THERE WILL BE SPOILERS!

Gavin says:

No surprise, then, that Ashildr turns bad.

If we’ve learned anything about vampires, it’s that their world-weary, callous and arrogant demeanour comes from outliving everybody else.

Ashildr predictably hits the wrong track, having been left on Earth for 800 years, during which time she sees her own children taken by the Plague.

She’s lost her humanity and her empathy by the time of Cromwellian Britain. By now Ashildr is acting like a precocious teen that could go to the light or dark side depending on whether she gets her way, or enough attention from dad. Only, rather than paint her bedroom black, she’s taken the nihilistic moniker: Me.

Alas, with the Doctor, Me’s not getting neither her way – to space and time travel with the father figure, or the attention: the Doctor last left her tending a leper colony.

She’s angry, talented, bored (with Earth), accomplished (an excellent archer and robber) and wants adventure and company – but not a man.

The Woman Who Lived is a pleasing part two to last week’s The Girl Who Died in terms of driving home the consequences of the Doctor’s actions.

This episode romps along at a pleasing pace: gone are anachronistic Vikings, and in are anachronistic early-modern Britons. Romping highwaymen, corruptible militia men, bumbling servants and blunderbuss-wielding sleepers.

As for Ashildr, (played by Maisie Williams), she looks and acts wonderfully sumptuous, reprising Margaret Lockwood's role from 1945 film The Wicked Lady.

'When things get really bad, I tear the entries out.'

We have moments of comedy interplay and snappy editing, such as the three-way between Ashildr, Sam Swift (Rufus Hound) and the Doctor over who is fastest in a scene-shifting power. This is beautifully reprised in the run up to Sam’s hanging: a scene that actually makes me feel sorry for the useless but good-hearted robber as he clings to the last moments of his life.

The fact Sam is now immortal sets things up for the return of a character who, I suspect – given his generally sunny and Falstaffian character – could make for a lighter and jollier ying to the burdened and obsessive yang of Ashildr.

The final scene between Ashildr and the Doctor sums up a large part of the interplay between these two during this episode: their debate over life.

Only, is Ashildr messing with the Doctor? Is her Saul-like conversion on the gallows genuine or even permanent? It jars with what’s been set up.

Doctor Who – The Woman Who Lived. Pic credit: BBC

Doctor Who, Season 9 – The Woman Who Lived. Pic credit: BBC

Their last scene provides hope that the writers won't shy away from what must be done. She has set herself up as an opponent of the Doctor. He saves the Earth; she saves the people who travel with him and who he runs away from.

Ashildr possesses a broken moral compass but a moral compass, no less. She's therefore taken this particular role on as her crusade.

They are on a collision course, Ashildr and the Doctor, and their destination is Clara Oswald. Clearly.

Kelly says:

We're edging closer to Clara's demise, aren't we?

There are always episodes in a full season of Doctor Who where either Clara, or indeed the Time Lord, are largely missing from the show. In case you wondered, this is less to do with the plot and more to do with the busy work schedule. Everyone needs a holiday, and so on.

So what better time to fill Clara's boots then with the appearance of Me (OK, OK, Ashildr – the "Patron Saint of the Doctor's leftovers"), then?

In The Woman Who Lived, we wind up in the year 1651 with the Doctor – equipped with his curio scanner – hunting for an alien object.

And by sheer coincidence (can we ever trust the Doctor not to have some kind of an agenda?) up pops Ashildr as a highwayman, cheekily played for laughs.

There is a darker side to this character too, though. She's willing to kill people to make her way through life, having been gifted with immortality by the Doctor in The Girl Who Died.

Doctor Who – The Woman Who Died. Pic credit: BBC

Doctor Who, Season 9 – The Woman Who Lived. Pic credit: BBC

We find Ashildr to be unhappy with her lot and complaining bitterly about an "infinite life and a normal-sized memory".

Like the Doctor, she's witnessed people she loves come and go.

Much of her anger is directed at the Doctor for being "the man who runs away." She tells him: "You didn't save my life, Doctor. You trapped me in it."

Before long we meet the baddie in this week's ep: an alien, fire-breathing, twisted, Wizard of Oz-style lion who wants to return home.

'I call myself Me ... Me as who I am now. No one's mother, daughter, wife. My own companion. Singular. Unattached. Alone.'

The warp in the storyline comes when Ashildr turns on the Doctor in an alliance with the wicked cat, in order that she can escape through a time portal from the many Centuries of Earth that are ahead of her.

Worse still, the writer on this week's ep irks the audience with some shocking gags, following the arrival of Sam Swift (played by comedian Rufus Hound).

We learn early on that Ashildr – who, least we forget, is yet another hybrid in this season of Doctor Who – never sought a companion, even though the Doctor (in yet another nod to his own sadness and solitude) had given her a spare immortality chip to prevent her being alone in her unending existence.

And it's that chip which eventually saves the day. Even if Ashildr will now live for an eternity with a bloke twice her age who delivers "well-hung" gags. I pity her, I really do.

But The Woman Who Lived fails to live up to The Girl Who Died. It's a weak episode wrapped around the theme of loss that merely serves as an amuse bouche for what's to come. The palate cleanser? Clara's exit, surely.

Clara may tell the Doctor at the end of the ep, "Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere," after he sees Ashildr lurking in the background of a photo of Ms Oswald. But his look of concern tells a very different story. Or is it just constipation? Next! ®

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