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Bored geek seeks girl for Antigua jolly

Wanna top and tail with me? Click here

By Lester Haines, 17 Oct 2005

That bored software engineer in fullAre you female, nice, easygoing, funny and out for a laugh? Do you fancy a four-star trip to Antigua with a bored software engineer? Are you willing to "top and tail" - and maybe more? Yes? Read on:

I have a 4* all inclusive holiday to Antigua booked with flexible dates. My Ex-Girlfriend wont come with me and I didnt want to go alone - so I thought I would see if a random individual would come with me.

All food and beer (or wines/whatever) are included and so is an array of sports. Its at the Jolly Beach resort.

I have no idea what the terms and conditions are - youve got to be nice, easygoing, out for a laugh and funny.

Im 30, sporty, software engineer, bored, in need of my break and going to do something really mad for a change !!!

I can rebook at anytime and the flights are with Virgin and go from Gatwick. The holiday is for 10 days. Normal double room but we can top and tail ! Maybe more if things work out !

For some more pics of me as I have been asked for a few go to http://www.954.cc/holiday

*After several messages - Im sorry Im not looking for a guy to come with me - and Im certainly not selling myself or my services!!*

Be quick though, there are just eight days left to secure this opportunity at a knock-down starting bid of 200 quid. Happy top and tailing. ®

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