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Tesla launches electric truck it guarantees won't break for a million miles

Breaker, breaker Electric Ducky, we got ourselves a one-driver convoy. And a new Roadster

printer

Windows Update borks elderly printers in typical Patch Tuesday style

Updated Epson old-timers go from dot matrix to not matrix

army

Massive US military social media spying archive left wide open in AWS S3 buckets

Dozens of terabytes exposed, your tax dollars at work

Sky-drawing of a phallus

Dick move: Navy flyboy flings firmament phallus for flabbergasted folk

Highway to the donger zone

Anonymized location-tracking data proves anything but: Apps squeal on you like crazy

Boffins pinpoint homes based on people's device movements

Arecibo spared the axe: Iconic observatory vital to science lives on

NSF approves plan to keep Puerto Rico facility operational after hurricane trashed it

Aww: Apple won't be HomePod for Christmas

Sir Jony's nosey speakers delayed until 2018

Then there were four: Another draft US law on 'foreign' (aka domestic) mass spying emerges

And this one is… not in favor of snooping on Americans, whoa

Big Cable's pillow talk with FCC to forbid US states from writing own net neutrality rules

You've got the authority, big boy, CTIA tells Pai... And such strong arms

Massive US military social media spying archive left wide open in AWS S3 buckets

Dozens of terabytes exposed, your tax dollars at work

Dick move: Navy flyboy flings firmament phallus for flabbergasted folk

Highway to the donger zone

Shamed TLS/SSL cert authority StartCom to shut up shop

Chairman tells El Reg nobody will even notice its passing

Speedy roadster for filers hits the road. Don't worry Elon, it's a storage vehicle

Metadata lookup is super-charged, though, claims infinite-io

New UK aircraft carrier to be commissioned on Pearl Harbor anniversary

You know, the surprise attack intended to sink aircraft carriers

For goodness sake, stop the plod using facial recog, London mayor told

At least until there's some sort of strategy. Jeez – GLA

Crewless dinghy signs to UK Ship Register for Middle East mission

Row, row, robot boat gently laying pipes

Lloyds' Avios Reward credit cardholders report fraudulent activity

Concerns raised over data breach

Why Boston Dynamics' backflipping borg shouldn't scare you

Ruse of the Machines

Connected and self-driving cars are being sent to Coventry

Finding out how to sail through consecutive green lights

True Telecom busted by Ofcom for 'slamming', misselling and more

Must cough £300k soon after £87k ICO slapdown

Car tax evasion has soared since paper discs scrapped

A digital service that works for users, but not government

OnePlus 5 x T + five short months = Some p*ssed off fanboys

That flagship you just bought? Here's one better

The Reg parts ways with imagineer and thought pathfinder Steve Bong

He built a plane called Digital Innovation and told readers: 'Come Fly With Me'

So what does EE's 5G test really signal?

Over-hyped tech inches a step closer... maybe

A challenger appears: Specs for Samsung's potential Optane killer

Analysis Z-NAND has near-3D XPoint access latency and could scale capacity faster too

UK private sector joins public in... Escape from DXC Max

Updated Aviva and Centrica wanted cloud giant love. 1 outsourcer... wasn't ready... to let go

It's artificial! It's intelligent! It's in my home! And it's gone bonkers!

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Discoursing Descartes with my robotic pet

NetApp's back, baby, flaunting new tech and Azure cloud swagger

Analysis By George (Kurian), he's done it

American Express inks blockchain deal: Will use tech to pay UK folk who bank with Santander

Ripple effect will later expand, says firm

'Do the DevOps?' No thanks! Not until a 'blameless post-mortem' really is one

Can't blame middle managers - they always get the stick

Anonymized location-tracking data proves anything but: Apps squeal on you like crazy

Boffins pinpoint homes based on people's device movements

Fake news ‘as a service’ booming among cybercrooks

Fake sites spread fake stories to fuel pump and dump or other foul ends

Help desk declared code PEBCAK and therefore refused to help!

On-Call Problem Existed Between Chair And Keyboard

Windows Update borks elderly printers in typical Patch Tuesday style

Updated Epson old-timers go from dot matrix to not matrix

Tesla launches electric truck it guarantees won't break for a million miles

Breaker, breaker Electric Ducky, we got ourselves a one-driver convoy. And a new Roadster

Microsoft can't give away beta cert exams, so starts charging

Naughty you: 'No show rate is at historic highs' for tests and that pollutes Redmond's data

Azure turns on reserved cloudy VMs, without Hotel California clause

Back to capex spending, but refunds offered to those who bail on multi-year commitments

WordPress 4.9: This one's for you, developers!

'New editing experience' called Gutenberg coming too, but it might hate your plugins

Hitachi Vantara plans refresh of mid-range and top-end storage in 2018

It's mostly an IoT-centric system integrator now, but may sprout new scale-out arrays

Robocall crackdown, choked Lifelines, and pole-climbing: Your new FCC rules roundup

Fresh round of overhauls, and some aren't happy about it

Hey, cop! You need a warrant to stalk a phone with a Stingray – judge

Analysis Knew we shouldn't have told you about that mobe-tracking gizmo

Kaspersky: Clumsy NSA leak snoop's PC was packed with malware

Lab suspects Chinese spyware was on home computer

US govt to use software to finger immigrants as potential crims? That's really dumb – boffins

Algorithms will label innocent people terrorists, DHS warned

Parity: The bug that put $169m of Ethereum on ice? Yeah, it was on the todo list for months

Just didn't get round to fixing it – our bad

Amazon Key door-entry flaw: No easy fix to stop rogue couriers burgling your place unseen

Analysis Patch incoming, hardware recall required to fully address underlying problem

Oracle scrambles to sew up horrid security holes in PeopleSoft's Tuxedo

Nothing like unauth'd hijacking, Heartbleed-style bugs to patch ASAP

Drone maker DJI left its private SSL, firmware keys open to world+dog on GitHub FOR YEARS

Plus AWS creds, S3 silos filled with sensitive customer info

Sparks fly as Databricks buddies up with Microsoft in the cloud

Analytics biz now a first-party service on Azure

Warren 'Mr Moneybags' Buffett offloads huge chunk of IBM investment

Is the Oracle of Omaha cutting his losses?

Fear not, driverless car devs, UK.gov won't force you to write Trolley Problem solutions

AEV Bill MPs kick the ethics question back into touch

Pawnbroker pwnd: Cash Converters says hacker slurped customer data

Details from decommissioned UK webshop scoured

New, revamped Terdot Trojan: It's so 2017, it even fake-posts to Twitter

You've grown so much, you piece of @£$

$232m blockchain startup Tezos faces sueballs for alleged investor fraud

Smacked in Florida, California

NetApp: You went all-flash, you never should've, um.. Well done

Yes, and Azure NFS and HCI also looking good

DJI bug bounty NDA is 'not signable', say irate infosec researchers

Non-disclosure agreement prompts uproar

BT boss: Yeah, making a business case for 5G is hard

Also, we’ve not delayed the spectrum auction. Anyway, Three started it!

Oracle stockholders don't like exec mega-awards or gender pay gap transparency

You win some, you lose some – proposals snuffed out at vote

Prosecute driverless car devs for software snafus, say Brit cyclists

AEV Bill They also want to geofence motorways

Internet of So Much Stuff: Don't wanna be a security id-IoT

IoT is not the same as IT... normal infosec does not pply

Slack apologises to Europe for TITSUP* services

Productivity melts, economy dives... actually, neither is true

Does UK high street banks' crappy crypto actually matter?

Commentards didn't hold back and some experts disagreed

Yes, I took Putin's roubles to undermine Western democracy. This is my story

¡Bong! Ever heard of 'GDS'? Yup, that was me

Google says broader right to be forgotten is 'serious assault' on freedom

Criticises European Court of Justice before deadline for comments on looming cases

'It's back to the drawing board...' Innocent axions found not guilty of dark matter crimes

Boffins look on the bright side of detecting basically nothing

Intel drags Xeon Phi Knights Hill chips out back... two shots heard

Updated Chipzilla goes back to the drawing board on many-core math accelerator line

Microsoft touts real-time over-the-network pair programming in Visual Studio, GitHub ships it

Uh, er, hey look, VS 2017 fans – there's some AI tools, though!

Inside Internet Archive: 10PB+ of storage in a church... oh, and a little fight to preserve truth

Stopping the powerful changing history, Orwell style

Intel-Micron scrap the summer diet, enlarge 3D XPoint mem DIMM fab

Size does matter... especially when you've got launch deadlines to hit

How about that time Russian military used a video game pic as proof of US aiding ISIS?

This week in fact

Belgian court says Skype must provide interception facilities

Microsoft classified as a telco, so told to cough up. It may gaufre an appeal

Hardware-driven security in the hybrid cloud

Sponsored Chips to the rescue

Q: Why are you running in the office? A: This is my password for El Reg

Boffins find smartmobe accelerometers can turn your gait into a biometric

Storage Spaces returns to Windows Server's semi-annual channel

And this time it's caught up by adding data de-duplication

US authorities swallow security-free script for pill that knows when you're off your meds

Sensor in pill, bluetooth patch on arm, app in phone ... and crossed fingers nothing leaks

Hardware headwinds hurt Cisco as revenue dips two per cent in Q1

Sales down, orders up, hopes pinned on intent-based networking (A.K.A. a dash of AI)

Adobe dis-Connect: Corp collab service has been knackered for days

Meetings cancelled as conferencing tool goes dark following weekend maintence

The four problems with the US government's latest rulebook on security bug disclosures

Analysis But it's still better than nothing

Crouching cyber Hidden Cobra: US warns Nork hackers are at it again with new software nasty

Fallchill file-stealing malware raids American networks

US govt's 'foreign' spy program that can snoop on Americans at home. Sure, let's reauth that...

Analysis What's Russian for "section 702 s***show"?

US trade cops agree to investigate Apple's 'embrace and extend'

Remote desktop dev claims Cupertino froze them out

Confusion reigns over crypto vuln in Spanish electronic ID smartcards

Certs revoked, but where are the updates?

Amazon, Google inject Bluetooth vuln vaccines into Echo, Home AI pals

Updated The BlueBorne ultimatum

Black Horse Down, we repeat... yes, Lloyds Bank, again

We're running out of backcronyms for TITSUP*

Rocky Ross 128 b might harbour ALIENS – and it's headed right for us

In 71,000 years, it'll be closer than disappointing dustball Proxima Centauri b

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