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Why Uber isn't the poster child for capitalism you wanted

Comment So it can drive rivals out of business, but what do they offer that's different?

Apple iPhone X detail

Web devs griping about iPhone X notch: You're rendering it wrong

WebKit project's call for folk to slide into Apple's little slot sparks derision

Specs and code photo via Shutterstock

The power JavaScript: 'Gandalf of JS' Wirfs-Brock on ECMAscript 2017

Looking to the AI future

CBS's Showtime caught mining crypto-coins in viewers' web browsers

Who placed the JavaScript code on two primetime dot-coms? So far, it's a mystery

Intel 8th Gen Core chips

Fresh chips from Intel (yay?) at 14nm (awww)

But don't fret, 10nm Cannonlake's still on track for late-2017 arrival, allegedly

Need to get up to speed on machine learning, AI?

Just 25 conference tickets left for MCubed

Splunk goes native with machine learning, aims to speed up monitoring

Analytics biz eyes up fraud and IoT markets

Blighty third worst in Europe for fibre-to-the-premises – report

Openreach stuck on upgrading legacy copper-based network

Japanese boffins try 'token passing' to scale quantum calculations

If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it it on a ring

HP denies rumours Elite x3 is for the axe, admits coveting neighbour's OS

Expect multi-OS gear next year

Toshiba: The memory saga is nearly behind us! Apple: NOT SO FAST

Cupertino dithers over part in purchase, WDC rubs its hands

SAP flings out one-hub-to-rule-and-crunch all the data. Yes, a hub

No, the data isn't centralised... What do you mean confusing?

The power JavaScript: 'Gandalf of JS' Wirfs-Brock on ECMAscript 2017

Looking to the AI future

Why Uber isn't the poster child for capitalism you wanted

Comment So it can drive rivals out of business, but what do they offer that's different?

WDC's My Cloud Home Duo is a natty piece of kit but beware iContent

Review Apple fans will be disappointed by its inability to sync iTunes files

Baidu puts open source deep learning into smartphones

Computer vision, deep learning, and the camera in your phone

Alexa and her kind let the disabled or illiterate make the web work

But they need a marketplace and the cloud to make it happen

Docs ran a simulation of what would happen if really nasty malware hit a city's hospitals. RIP :(

DerbyCon Equipment still taking too long to patch, leaving systems exposed

Web devs griping about iPhone X notch: You're rendering it wrong

WebKit project's call for folk to slide into Apple's little slot sparks derision

US Homeland Security Dept to collect immigrants' social media handles and more

In @realdonaldtrump's America, you'll be Googled at the border

Boffins take biometric logins to heart, literally: Cardiac radar IDs users to unlock their PCs

2026, when a change of heart will mean a pretty bad day

Fog lifts as standards bodies agree on fog compute interoperability

ETSI and OpenFog agree not to disagree, or overlap

Researchers promise demo of 'God-mode' pwnage of Intel mobos

Black Hat Europe to reveal more trouble for Chipzilla's leaky Management Engine

Latest Linux kernel release candidate was a sticky mess

4.14 rc2 tarball trapped the unwary with missed patch

HPE showers trios of storage boxes and servers on SMEs

And a Wi-Fi hub and an Ethernet switch and the kitchen sink

Bing fling sting: Apple dumps Microsoft search engine for Google

Safari, Spotlight to be powered by the Chocolate Factory

Welcome to the future: Bluetooth jackets you can only wash 10 times. Gee, thanks, Google

Phone-controlling Levi's soft-wear for, presumably, non-sweaty nerds

Microsoft: We've made a coding language for a quantum computer that may or may not exist

Ignite Windows giant touts magic to distract from its legacy tech battle

Brit broke anti-terror law by refusing to cough up passwords to cops

Rabbani found guilty, vows to appeal after resisting demand for iPhone, laptop passcodes

CBS's Showtime caught mining crypto-coins in viewers' web browsers

Who placed the JavaScript code on two primetime dot-coms? So far, it's a mystery

Fresh chips from Intel (yay?) at 14nm (awww)

But don't fret, 10nm Cannonlake's still on track for late-2017 arrival, allegedly

Limp Weiner to get 21 months in the hole

Hard time ahead for disgraced sexting politician Anthony

After Microsoft calls out HP Inc over stalled Windows 10 logins, HP bounces back with a fix

Shove this tool into your PC if it's getting stuck during startup

More than half of small firms plan on using Privacy Shield – survey

But it’s still not the most popular way to zip data across the pond

Hortonworks aims to entice enterprise with simple data management service

Hadoop-flinger promises one service to manage multiple platforms and use cases

Sigfox doesn't do IP and is therefore secure, says UK IoT network operator

Bold claim by WND-UK grand fromage

London Mayor backs talks with Uber after head honcho's apology

Biz worming its way back in following licence renewal drama

Sensitive client emails, usernames, passwords exposed in Deloitte hack

Oops, did someone forget to turn on 2FA?

SAP gobbles customer identity management startup Gigya for $350m

Gets its mitts on juicy GDPR-friendly data security tech

Insteon and Wink home hubs appear to have a problem with encryption

Which is to say neither do it

Microsoft sparks up Ignite with fresh Azure, Office 365 features

Redmond also shows off SQL Server 2017 and internal Bing

Brit military wants a small-drone-killer system for £20m

Too small for lasers, too big for nets

iPhone 8: Apple has CPU cycles to burn

A referee would have stopped this fight

Cops shut 28k sites flogging knock-off footie kits and other tat

Warn Joe Public: they'll nick your ID and ruin your credit

Compsci grads get the fattest pay cheques six months after uni – report

Oxford students top of the pile with whopping £45k salary

You'll never guess what NetApp's new E-Series flash box ca... Yes. It's faster and stores more

Analysis Now with added NVMe-over-fabrics support

AI in Medicine? It's back to the future, Dr Watson

Analysis Why IBM's cancer projects sounds like Expert Systems Mk.2

It's high time we extend Freedom of Information Act to outsourcers

Comment UK Information Commissioner's speech renews issue of transparency

Lenovo fishes in Brit PC pond for new UK boss

Lands Preben Fjeld

Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

Geek's Guide to Britain A star performer producing fission-free plasma power

IETF doc seeks reliable vSwitch benchmark

Once switches become just another function to spawn, you'll need to know how they'll fare

What's in this Monday morning storage BLT? A 12TB WD HDD, wars of words – and more

Roundup Bacon, lettuce, tomato? No, loads of tasty bytes, layers and topologies

Wanna get started with practical AI? Check out this chap's Rubik's Cube solving neural-net code

Written in Python, it's not perfect – but it's pretty cool

Brit chip design company Imagination Tech sold to China-linked private equity

Firm that Trump banned from another silicon sale scoops GPU tech outfit cored by Apple

Want to keep in contact with friends and family without having to sell your personal data?

Review Then Loop – or, at least, a future version of it – may be for you

Don't panic, but.. ALIEN galaxies are slamming Earth with ultra-high-energy cosmic rays

Particle streams unlikely to come from within the Milky Way

Driverless cars will make more traffic, say transport boffins

Share my car? I'd rather walk, punters tell Australian survey

Australia commits to establish space agency with no budget, plan, name, deadline …

Mission plan: retrieve lost votes from deep within black hole of democratic disillusionment

Guess – go on, guess – where a vehicle tracking company left half a million records

No prize, because it's too easy: SVR Tracking had an unsecured AWS S3 bucket

Shock! Hackers for medieval caliphate are terrible coders

DerbyCon Daesh-bags give up on writing their own attack code, copy successful hackers

Hurricane Maria leaves Arecibo radio telescope damaged and dark

Feed antenna collapses, dropping debris onto main dish

Sputnik-1 replica used to test the real thing goes under the hammer

If you've got a lazy US$100k to $150k, a piece of history can be yours on Wednesday

Chairman Zuck ends would-be president Zuck's political career

Facebook gives up on share plan that would give Zuck control forever, even if he worked for government

Spanish govt slammed over bizarre Catalan .cat internet registry cop raid

Heavy-handed tactics during lead up to independence referendum

Don’t fear the software shopkeeper: T&Cs banning bad reviews aren’t legal in America

DerbyCon Doesn’t stop them trying to put the frighteners, tho

Facebook U-turn: React, other libraries freed from unloved patent license

Hybrid BSD pact will be replaced by MIT deal for some projects

Want to get around app whitelists by pretending to be Microsoft? Of course you can...

DerbyCon ...And here's how

For Facebook, ignorance is the business model: Social net is shocked – SHOCKED – that people behave badly

Analysis See no evil, hear no evil, speak of no evil

Aw, not you too, Verizon: US telco joins list of leaky AWS S3 buckets

Now is a good time to go check your own Amazon settings. It's OK, we'll wait

NBD: Adobe just dumped its PRIVATE PGP key on the internet

Updated Change the name to A-d'oh!-be

Super Cali goes ballistic, Gatorade app is bogus: Even the sound of it is something quite atrocious

And who's going to stand up for the Arnold Palmer?

If you need to replace anything other than your iPhone 8's battery or display, good luck

And things are looking even worse for the X

IoT botnet Linux.ProxyM turns its grubby claws to spam rather than DDoS

I don't know which is worse

UK.gov lays down rules for cross-Whitehall data slurps

Consultation opens on codes of practice for Digital Economy Act

Finance sector is littered with vulns, and guess what – most can be resolved by patching

But pen-testers have questioned the figures

Silicon brains ready to plug into London

Events It's getting mighty crowded at MCubed

Microsoft reveals details of flagship London store within spitting distance from Apple's

Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours

Kebab and pizza shop owner jailed for hiding £179k from the taxman

What a carve-up!

Ethereum-backed hackathon excavates more security holes

Smart contracts language easy to use and create exploits with

How Apple is taming the ad biz. Just don't expect Google or Zuck to follow

Inside ITP, Safari's third-party cookie zapper

Shock: Brit capital strips Uber of its taxi licence

That could mean 40,000 drivers out of work

HPE sharpening the axe for 5,000 heads – report

All part of CEO Whitman's 'long-term ops and financial blueprint'

The award for worst ISP goes to... it starts with Talk and ends with Talk

Two other big brands, Sky and BT, also in the naughty corner

Database biz MongoDB files to go public, hopes to raise a cool $100m

Revenues are up, but NoSQL firm still burning through cash

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