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Boffins: If AI eggheads could go ahead and try to stop their code being evil, that'd be great

All right! Now let's get regula– uh, debating, study concludes

This job Win-blows! Microsoft made me pull '75-hour weeks' in a shopping mall kiosk

Booth manager claims she was stiffed on overtime, Redmond denies any wrongoing

Australia joins the 'decrypt it or we'll legislate' club

At least it only wants to break crypto after getting a warrant

Q: Why did the Cisco cross the network? A: To automate what's on the other side

Switchzilla wants telcos to let it drive all their kit, regardless of who made it

Ayyy-EYE! Google code 'predicts heart disease' by eyeballing retinas

Eye see what you did, there, machine-learning boffins

We sent a vulture to IBM's new developer conference to find an answer to the burning question: Why Big Blue?

Index 'We're Java experts'

The e-waste warrior, 28,000 copied Windows restore discs, and a fight to stay out of jail

Tech recycler fights prison term for handing out recovery CDs

Test crash dummies: Pearson VUE broke half-way into all-day exam

Trainees spent months prepping for web assessment... that fell over hours in

Coinbase, Worldpay, Visa play blame game after dosh vanishes from crypto-fans' pockets

Refunds for missing bank account cash trickle through

Is HCI and ops automation really threatening your job?

Reg reader survey Let's do a quick reality check

US cable giant tries to wriggle out of 'crap ISP' legal battle now that net neutrality is dead

Hold it right there, Charter

Talk about a MINER offense! Crypto-cash crafter clashes with T-Mob US in hipster haven

Watchdog steps in after box found fuzzing up signals

Big Blue plumps up storage line with filer and fabrics

Spectrum goes all NASty, FlashSystem base box getting NVMe fabric access

We've built a 4G drone tracking system, beams Vodafone

And how is sir implementing that geofencing idea?

Qualcomm opens maw, prepares to swallow Dutch chipmaker NXP

Increased offer gives shareholders food for thought

iPhone X 'slump' is real, whisper supply chain moles

There are now 30 million X-shaped holes in Apple's estimates. Ouch

UK local gov: 37 cyber attacks a minute but little mandatory training

Campaigners blame gov bods' growing hunger for big data

Japan's Robo-Bartenders point to a golden future

Tired travellers floored by perfectly poured pints

Hot NAND: Samsung wheels out 30TB SSD monster

It's another whopper: Fabulous capacity or blast radius nightmare

Flight Simulator's DRM fighter nosedives into Chrome's cache

Flight Sim Labs tips a bucket of fresh aviation fuel onto malware flames

Scality CEO: About that C-suite throttling...

'We didn't strictly need a marketing chief or a president or a COO...'

Crunch time: Maplin in talks to sell the business

Pre-pack administration looms if retailer can't find a new parent

Capita data centres hit by buttload of outages

Exclusive '60 is not a high number,' says press handler. O rly?

A print button? Mmkay. Let's explore WHY you need me to add that

Come, Morlocks, and step into the world of the design Eloi

Sorry, I can't hear you, the line's VoLTE

The path to all-IP calls is not smooth. Just ask EE

Veritas loses its Vision, kills global customer knees-up

Warm wine and sarnies to be served up at 'local' Solutions Days instead

Teensy plastic shields are the big new thing in 2018's laptop crop

Webcam shields, security integration, USB-C and micro-desktops are the moderately hot spots for the PC industry

HP starts slinging Apple hardware, tech support vending machines

Add Macs, iPads and iPhones to Devices-as-a-service offering

Why is the networking business dozing through Meltdown/Spectre?

There may be some vulnerable cores in switches, but getting to them is hard

KFC: Enemy of waistlines, AI, arteries and logistics software

Self-driving cars mistake the Colonel for a Stop sign, which is cruel given a software SNAFU's emptied UK eateries

And lo! Crypto-coins came unto the holy land. And the wise decreed they must all be taxed

Israel decides Bitcoin and pals are property, not currency, and attract biblical levels of tax

Year-old vuln turns Jenkins servers into Monero mining slaves

The hip world of continuous integration meets the dark world of crypto-jacking

Microsoft ends notifications for Win-Phone 7.5 and 8.0

Sorry to spoil the fun for both of our readers still running them, but support's ended too

Google reveals Edge bug that Microsoft has had trouble fixing

Oh great - because Google's explained how to make Edge run dodgy code

Iiyama reanimates LCD cartel lawsuit corpse, swings it at Samsung

Court of Appeal: Can't kick this out, let's have a trial

Opportunity knocked? Rover survives Martian winter, may not survive budget cuts

Long-lived robot throws 5,000 sol party. Beancounters not invited

Big data fitness plan: What's the deal with DX?

Shaping up for transformation

Facebook's big solution to combating election ad fraud: Snail mail

Lo-tech brainwave 'won't solve everything', says biz

When Samsung reveals the S9 at MWC, at least try to act surprised

Is there anything you don't already know?

*Wakes up in Chrome's post-adblockalyptic landscape* Wow, hardly anything's changed!

Web still looking pretty toxic

UK.gov's Brexiteers warned not to push for divergence on data protection laws

As PM lacks specifics on UK’s desired ‘adequacy-plus’ deal

US docs show Daimler may have done a Dieselgate – German press claims

Cars detect when it is on a test routine – reports

Storage snow big deal? Products vendors hope will sleigh, pole position startups and more

Ice to meet you, storage fans. This was your week

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