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Why Google won't break a sweat about EU ruling

Comment If you're expecting Tizens, Fires or alt-droids to flower, don't hold your breath

Kick me

Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions

On-Call Dirty doctor’s dodgy diagnosis defeated. Plus a new chapter for On-Call

Bikini bottoms. Pic: Shutterstock

Fake prudes: Catholic uni AI bot taught to daub bikinis on naked chicks

NSFW Send nudes plz... for the purposes of training this machine-learning software

Putin

Crypto gripes, election security, and mandatory cybersec school: Uncle Sam's cyber task force emits todo list for govt

In detail: The threats facing America's computer networks

Microsoft Bob

Microsoft still longs to be a 'lifestyle' brand, but the cupboard looks bare

Comment It's make-your-mind-up time

Google Translate spews doomsday messages, Facebook snatches boffins, and more in AI

Roundup Plus: New Dota challenge for OpenAI

LabCorp ransomed, 18k routers rooted, a new EXIF menace, and more

Roundup Plus a new worry for enterprises over DNS flaws

Microsoft Visual Studio Code replumbed for better Python taming

Python Language Server an option for those that code

Fake prudes: Catholic uni AI bot taught to daub bikinis on naked chicks

NSFW Send nudes plz... for the purposes of training this machine-learning software

Microsoft: The Kremlin's hackers are already sniffing, probing around America's 2018 elections

Russia's Fancy Bear crew caught gearing up for mid-terms

Friday FYI: 9 out of 10 of website login attempts? Yeah, that'll be hackers

Credential stuffing is rampant – so try not to reuse the same password on every site, eh?

What does AI and machine learning mean for finance, security, energy?

Events Find out at Mcubed...and save cash now

Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Twitter make it easier to download your info and upload to, er, Facebook, Google, Microsoft, Twitter etc...

GDPR put a gun to their heads

Crypto gripes, election security, and mandatory cybersec school: Uncle Sam's cyber task force emits todo list for govt

In detail: The threats facing America's computer networks

Doctor, doctor, I feel like my IoT-enabled vacuum cleaner is spying on me

Snooping on the built-in cam? Remotely controlling it? Well, that sucks *ba-dum tsh*

Microsoft still longs to be a 'lifestyle' brand, but the cupboard looks bare

Comment It's make-your-mind-up time

Cybercrooks slurp nearly $1m from Russian bank after pwning router at regional branch

MoneyTaker lives up to its name

Accounting software biz Intuit flogging bit barn to throw its lot in with AWS

Most of their core apps were already in the cloud anyway

As Corning unveils its latest Gorilla Glass, we ask: What happened to sapphire mobe screens?

He who controls supplies controls... eh, not much

UK's Huawei handler dials back support for Chinese giant's kit in critical infrastructure

'Limited assurance' that there is no risk to national security

♫ The Core i9 clock cycles go up. Who cares where they come down?

That's not my department say, er... Intel, Apple and Dell ♫

If only 3D desktop printers could 3D print sales! Units crash in Q1

Fewer desktop versions shifted but industrial devices fly

Why Google won't break a sweat about EU ruling

Comment If you're expecting Tizens, Fires or alt-droids to flower, don't hold your breath

What if tech moguls brewed real ale?

Competition How to get in free – or for cheap – at the Great British Beer Festival

Either my name, my password or my soul is invalid – but which?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Devising complex new passwords is character-building

You're burning £1.2bn for what? UK spending watchdog gives digital court plans a kicking

Concerns whether legal system will be fair after reforms

Boss helped sysadmin take down horrible client with swift kick to the nether regions

On-Call Dirty doctor’s dodgy diagnosis defeated. Plus a new chapter for On-Call

Alien sun has smashing time sucking up planets

First case of solar suckage

Get rich with Firefox or *(int *)NULL = 0 trying: Automated bug-bounty hunter build touted

Earn $$$s reporting flaws even if you're too busy or bored

Bonkers Azure bookings give Microsoft a record-breaking $110bn year

Satya's got sunshine on a cloudy day

Boffins mix AI and chemicals to create super-fast lab assistant

Faster than human boffins, and hopefully more reliable

Acquisition Galvanize'd: Code bootcamp Hack Reactor eyed up by hungry tech trainers

Enterprise is the new green among programming retreats

Fukushima reactors lend exotic nuclear finish to California's wines

Smooth body with a perky top note and a hint of cesium-137 for post-2011 vintages

Mmm, yes. 11-nines data durability? Mmmm, that sounds good. Except it's virtually meaningless

Analysis No one can agree on how it's calculated

Declassified files reveal how pre-WW2 Brits smashed Russian crypto

Moscow's agents used one-time pads, er, two times – ой!

Architects? Power-hungry GPU fiends? HP has something for you

Venerable PC maker emits bunch of graphics powerhouses

Brit tech forges alliance to improve cyber security as MPs moan over 'acute scarcity' of experts

We're even short 'moderately specialist' types ...

Adobe on internal systems security hole: Panic not. It isn't critical

Researcher: Well, I think you'll find....

Spooked Cisco chief phoned AWS, asked: You're not making a switch, are you?

Switchzilla's share price dipped following rumor of direct rivalry

Ah, British summer. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the internet is on the fritz

Sky, TalkTalk and M24Seven all withered in the heat this week

Liquidators appointed for Tintri UK as DDN bids to become reseller

Unpaid former staff will get something... eventually

Azure running out of internets in UK South, starts rationing VMs

Stop me if you've heard this one before

British Airways' latest Total Inability To Support Upwardness of Planes* caused by Amadeus system outage

Exclusive Stuck on the ground awaiting a load sheet? Here's why

Taps running dry for Capita? Southern Water pens 5-year managed service

Phew! Water shortage scare not so, er, scary now it is?

5G whizz: Ericsson just turned in first profit since 2016

Networks the wind beneath Börje Ekholm's wings

Azure promises to keep your backups safe and snug for up to 10 years

Auto-failover for Azure SQL Database when things wobble

Want to save more on Serverless Computing? You’ve gotta be FaaS

Earlybird tickets take off in August

Why why why Di Data? Brit limb Advanced Infrastructure has date with administrators

Has loss-making UK arm plumbed its final network?

Airbus UK infosec gros fromage: Yep, we work with arch-rivals Boeing

Says firm's airliners designed with security foremost in mind

Oldest swinger in town, Slackware, notches up a quarter of a century

Venerable Linux distro still keeping it clean, after all these years

Windows Server 2019 tweaked to stop it getting clock-blocked

Leap seconds issue solved, but without segmented smearing

Elon Musk, his arch nemesis DeepMind swear off AI weapons

Thousands of researchers sign pledge to not develop lethal AI

Telco IT admins on red alert as Cisco flings out patches for security holes in policy toolkit

Twenty-five bugs writhing on the netops floor this week

ME! ME! ME! – Intel's management tech gets a quartet of security fixes

Check your computer makers for patches

Big(ish) Blue: IBM sales creep up four per cent, share price follows suit

Cloud and security big winners in Q2 while Cognitive sags

Techie sues ex-bosses, claims their AI avatar tech was faked – and he was allegedly beaten up after crying foul

Punch up at Cali startup

Bloke accused of netting $5m on inside info about Lattice Semiconductor

Chinese broker faces prison, if he's ever found in Uncle Sam's jurisdiction and convicted

Webinar: Get a good look at Microsoft’s Windows Analytics suite

Promo Health regime for your Windows 10 devices

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