Analysis Well, it's hanging on in there, but why didn't it conquer the world?
Linus Torvalds teaches devs a lesson with early rc1 release
Your weekly Windows entertainment large and small
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Look out! It’s gonna blow!
Or 2018 if you're brave. For now, we have a boot screen!
Holding back Assistant and apps drawer for Pixel
Board shakeup and new 'buy our code McNuggets' plan follows lousy sales
Bootleggers, don't ignore the official version
Interview 'Rather than you approving which patches you want, we are saying let them all flow'
Not by much and we know mass enterprise adoption is still to come
Chinese hackers thanked for help finding flaws
Devs have 'NO F*CKING EXCUSE to knowingly kill the kernel', says Linux lord
Canalys Channels Forum 2016 'Not convinced Microsoft is committed long term to the OS'
And they say Microsoft never innovates anything…
Ignite Back to the '80s
Pro version accounts for growing share of business PC sales
BSOD WATCH Bonus: even more Acorn on show
Microsoft Ignite Software Assurance licensing tags along
If MS bricked your box, MS oughta cough up, says consumer org
Windows Update silently did the deed, added a few security fixes for .Net Framework too
'Free for personal use' might not include a stadium. Just sayin'
Platform as a Service for MS cloud: This one's for the Windows-wielding Linux lovers
Your wish, dear reader, is our command. Including an Acorn BSOD. Yup, that Acorn
He's sweary, but probably right on 'fundamentally insane' idea of driver/firmware disconnect
Happy Labor Day, US sysadmins. Everyone else, you know what to do
More BSODs for your schadenfraude
El Reg answers your questions while you wait for
make all to finish
Redmond's latest is climbing nicely, mostly at Windows 7's expense
VAX support no longer devils the devs
If the update doesn't work, you'll have to co
It's supposed to end in tears. Then you can file a bug report
Hands on Neat platform but should we just use Linux?
Windows in a state of undress, all over the world
Having offended everyone else in the world, Linus Torvalds calls own lawyers a 'nasty festering disease'
Time for a compendium of abuse
What's the weather in Hell today? Linus Torvalds has visited Microsoft at LinuxCon
More Anniversary Update woe reported by frustrated users
Embedded is the web's next frontier
Four-year build results in OS that aims to secure industrial control systems, мы думаем
Newer Nexus owners get it first, the rest will have to wait
Where have you seen Windows #fail? And at what scale? Send them in, readers
Linux mount gets a systemd wrapper
Official Redmond response: Customers love Win10