Crumb? Pixel? ALIEN? Better, it's a comet-catcher!
Boutique security consultants, balloon bods, and more...
Boffins blast algorithm with half a dozen qubits
Natural History Museum to display dino from December
Off to the boozer? This delicacy might help mitigate the effects
Energy-zapped boffins celebrate incredible mission
QuoTW Plus: 'Toll roads will KILL the net', booms Obama
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
Vid 'He is just being himself' says proud mum of larger-than-life physicist
Will humanity find out its origins in space ... or not? Tune in at midnight
Go on, Henrietta, win it for jolly old Android Ladies Academy!
Chance rises to, er, 0.000002. Maybe. Long after you're dead
Glover wasn't institutionalised enough, apparently
Panoramic pic But lander could be die in the shade
NOT best position for scientific fulfillment
Easier to travel, easier to reproduce...
Harpoon horror over, it's now 'stable'
Lander now screwed down good and tight ... we hope
Helioseismologists - they're a thing - warn of solar flares and coronal mass ejections
Pic Two small steps for robot, one giant leap for Mankind
Pics In space, no one can hear you squeak
Probot CLINGS onto 30,000mph rock 'n' ice ball
Plucky probot aces landing on high-speed space rock - emotional scenes in Darmstadt
Pic Boxy science-lab takes snap of comet-chasing craft
Vid Cannibal Corpse-loving chap just knows it'll succeed
Gallic bloater TWICE the size of famed 1970 blast cetacean
El Reg reports LIVE from the ESA ops centre
Lander to depart mothership Rosetta despite cold bump in the night
Live Vid It's landed, humanity! They made it!
Video 'Twisted light' test transcends turbulence, suggesting secure comms tool
GO for mission to probe Churyumov-Gerasimenko
Pics Philae probe readied to touch down on surface of comet
Mountain View gets 60-year lease on historic Moffett Airfield
El Reg Vulture heads for Darmstadt mission control
Sanity prevails, for now
Circulator would enable full-duplex cellphone operation on single frequency
'Data not precise enough to determine exactly what it is'
Benedict Cumberbatch, you really shouldn't have ...
Is that an Internet of Things in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Balloons wanted: must stay 20km high for 20 hours and return 20kg payload
Vid Secrets of the Solar System could be hidden inside
Turn the lights down low. COP-U-LATER, orchids