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Gov confirms plans for Sky box in charge of your house

Smart meters remote-control spy boxes by 2020

Swedish lactating bloke's dream turns sour

Milkman's 'sore' moobs refuse to yield

LHC back after temporary unexistence

'Pre-cycling interruptus' delays return

Proto-mammals survived ancient global warming in Antarctica

Flight from tropics saved egg-laying furless cat

Space butterflies invade ISS

…and they're hungry

Use Web 2.0 magic to sprinkle democracy on science

Climategate Mike Hulme: Apply the Truthiness patch

Navy's £1bn+ destroyers set to remain unarmed for years

Ex-British miracle missiles in new test FAIL

Hacked climate Prof stands aside

Taking the heat off

LHC knocked out by ANOTHER power failure

Exclusive 'Birdy bread-bomber from the future' involved?

DARPA balloon-hunt compo: Stand by for skulduggery

We may never be told the winners' methods

Boffins: Stress of family Xmas can cause fatal diseases

'Fight/flight' reaction misplaced vs average relatives

ISS crew drops from 12 to 2

In space, nobody can hear you scream (but the other guy)

Titan has Earth-style 'climate change', says prof

Saturnian ice-moon's 'Sea of Krakens' will vanish

Climategate: Why it matters

Analysis The scandal we see and the scandal we don't

LHC smashes Tevatron record: Humanity enters the unknown

Dimensional portal to open by Xmas?

Royal Society offers all-time top boffinry selection online

Need to keep a dog alive with punctured lungs?

Pitchfork-wielding mobs encircle smart meters

'Fraud meter' fear

Cyborg MIT prof touts iPhone-controlled power-jumping legs

Other bionic plugins offer 7' height, climbing claws

Uni seeks 'research officer' for sex trade 'fieldwork'

Experience of lapdancing and vice girls? Apply here

Replace Bulldog gridiron mascot with robot, PETA demands

Symbol of sturdy Britishness mustn't be bred any more

'Alien spies live among us' says Bulgarian gov space boffin

Say we must stop global warming, unnatural insemination

NASA to develop haptic air-typing spacesuit gloves

Touch screens over before they began?

Atlantis glides home with choked pee nozzle

No more dumps before terra firma?

Strap-on jetwing birdman does an Icarus into Straits of Gibraltar

Yves Rossy flies, undone

Nigel Lawson: Climate science has turned into religion

Interview Why a think tank? Why now?

'Whales can't even hear naval sonar' says Navy boffin

Enormous CT scanner used to probe spermwhale's noggin

Superconductor forcefield to shield re-entering spacecraft?

Euro/Russian plan for submarine missile test mulled

Beeb storm cockup: Wrong day's shipping forecast read

But sailors shouldn't really be using Radio 4 anymore

Eat frozen food and avoid line-caught fish, says eco study

Enviro-profs clash with Greenpeace advice

Feral dromedaries besiege Oz Outback town

'Some people open their windows and all they see is camels'

Billionaire floats eco dream on sailing soda bottles

Plastiki and the 100% recyclable yacht

Dodgy wheel thwarts Mars rover rescue

Sand trap 3: NASA 0

NASA plans robot rocket aeroplane to fly above Mars

To join nuclear laser tank. Mars defends, actually

Collisions at LHC! Tevatron record to be broken soon?

Boffins tear up schedule in race for dimensional portal

New analysis points to ancient Martian ocean, river valleys

Just a matter of finding sea-monster skeletons, now

Moller Skycar to finally crash and burn?

Desperate last-gasp spin: 'Virtual flight tests' start

MIT boffins invent robot clam-grapnel

Tech has important mole-cruiser implications, too

New sensitive space gloves: NASA spends wad freely

Glovely cash for astro haberdashers

Atlantis astronaut flying high over baby's birth

Houston, we have a daddy

Triumph in Geneva! LHC beams up and running again

Dimensional portal invasion back on track

Wrecking CRU: hackers cause massive climate data breach

Secretive scientists' source code goes walkabout

VTOL gyro-copter flying car mates with killer robot

Droid jump-choppers to be offered to military