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So what's the worst movie NEVER made?

CompetitionReader pitches invited for imaginary cinematic outrages

'Selling your citizens to foreigner is not acceptable!'

QuotWPlus: 'This will be the most significant iPhone upgrade'

Sweden: talk, text and drive? OK

A ban wouldn’t work anyway

Vintage alien tech crash-lands in field

Reg reader in Staffordshire Nazca lines shocker

Matt Groening reveals location of Simpsons' Springfield

Mmmmmmmm ... actual place

Culture jammers connect Lego clones with 3D printer files

"Reverse engineering as a civic activity"

Five charged after fanboi sells kidney for iPad and iPhone

Organ madness in China

Facebook: 'Outrageous, wanton, reckless, callous, disgraceful, wilful'

QuotWPlus: 'Aah! My Eyes!' (new Visual Studio)

IT urine bandit fired and charged

Did that IT guy just pee on my chair? Yes

Condom compartment hidden in iPhone case

Tough as trojans shell beats the bulge

What does the Titanic's sinking tell us about modern science?

AnalysisNo, we didn't get that the wrong way round

Adam Sandler's cross-dresser shocker is Razzies stonker

Jack and Jill sweeps all ten movie dishonours

Steve Jobs' death clears way for Ashton Kutcher's role of a lifetime

But WHO will play Ballmer?

The best April 1 gags … or were they?

Everyone go back to work now

Sugar content now to be measured in Cadbury Creme Eggs

1 Coke = 2 choc-nugs packed with, well, whatever it is

TONIGHT, Let's ALL MAKE LOVE in SHOREDITCH

¡Bong!Waxing philosophical ... with morphine and Thai hired help

Yes, Prime Minister to return after 24 years

The modern Sir Humphrey will be rather different

Vote now for the WORST movie EVER

PollCinematic roster of shame for your viewing displeasure

'People expect privacy on Facebook and Twitter'

QuotW'Too posh to push? You haven't got the Right Stuff'

Security guards brawl over world's biggest Apple Store

Caught on camera: shopping mall wars

This interactive wind map is a Big Data lava lamp

And you thought Big Data wasn't really that useful!

With this ring, I thee frag

Marriage proposal in Team Fortress 2 after Valve helps with free virtual bling

Cameron flaunts footage of pristine, featureless bottom

Fails to ram robot fist into it (with Rolex on wrist!)

Brazilian cops hunt pillaging 'gang of blondes'

PicSao Paulo express kidnapping she-devil cuffed

'We're crying out for storage'

QuotWPlus: 'Apple is a truly dangerous animal'

Worst movie poll screening delayed 7 days

Sheer weight of nominations buries El Reg

BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

Episode 3Good morning, Mr Simmons. Ready for our little game?

Dr Who scores new companion from Emmerdale

TARDIS needs a new welly rack

So, what IS the worst film ever made?

Reader nominations invited for celluloid hell poll

Lawyers of Mordor retreat from The Hobbit

Southampton boozer spared legal sword

Busty blogger bursts Bulgarian airbag in mud-wrestle blunder

'It feels bumpy and bubbly' blurts Swedish babe

'When you disagreed with Steve Jobs, you lost'

QuotwPlus: 'It's the biggest copyright blag in UK history'

Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory

A Thousand Words takes a critical shoeing

Aussie fatties tell fewer porkies

BMI self-reporting less inaccurate over time, but data still wobbly

Tourists follow GPS, drive into sea

Sticky, wet, embarrassing end after 500 metre mud drive

New iPad: The only review roundup you'll ever need

Introducing our new media boildown™ technique

Xbox 360 video cable boasts NOISE VIRUS protection

Ears are ringing ... with alarm bells

Flintstones was (sort of) true: Mammals did well alongside dinosaurs

Fred and Barney would have been proto-mice not men, though

Super-boffin Stephen Hawking to star in Big Bang Theory

UK prof to drop in on Dr Sheldon Cooper

Underwater Greek volcano brewing Lara Croft style earthquake

IT angle? No. Angelina Jolie flooded temple angle? Yes.

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