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Catholics slam PETA nude adopt-a-mutt poster

Unimpressed by angelic model's 'carefully-placed crucifix'

Swedish lactating bloke's dream turns sour

Milkman's 'sore' moobs refuse to yield

Sex with Taoist truck driver leaves woman fully satisfied

Ritual leg-over prompts career leg-up, HK court hears

Space firm to send Christmas Day tweets to dead people

Is there anybody out there? Let's hope not

TechCrunch knocks off Vulture Central RegPad™

The nonexistent future of couch computing

Bumbling NJ firemen, cops blown up in 'huge fireball'

Gunpowder plot ruled out: bunker-buster blunder blamed

Serial slurry fetish man jailed again

Lock up your manure

Sh*t the bed, it's Comment of the Week

CoTFW Or feel free to read a storage story instead

'Alienated' gamer sues WoW for ruining life

Industro-pop muso subpoenaed in terribly sad case

Green politician says oral sex is part of being Swedish

Free speech comes naturally here

BOFH: Made of win

Episode 16 Pushing the gold envelope

McNealy's inflatable 'blimp' pleasure-dome angers neighbours

'Muffled slapshots' echo across leafy valley

Police smoke out 300-pound frozen turkey thief

Homeless giant repaid hospitality with fridge invasion

Microsoft enlists faceless girl band as face of Windows 7

Leather-clad Sugababes shove OS through revolving door

Reg readers reveal their holiday toilet texting plans

Beats staring at the walls

Cathay Pacific clobbered by kaput khazis

Engineers 'looking into' clogged Airbus crappers

Apple tops Google as UK 'Thought Leader'

Tories top thinkers too

Dragon Age: Origins game in gay sex scene shock

Help me become somebody's elf*

Hard drives cop flak from .50 cal incendiary round

Shooting up a server? Pah, that's nothing...

Record company exec cuffed for failure to twitter

Refused to virtually disperse Justin Bieber mall mob

Savage roo mauls Oz man

What's that Skippy? You're trying to drown my dog?

Erotica 09: Bit limp, but crowds still up for it

NSFW I'll have what she's having

eBay stamps on Mussolini's brain

Pulls Il Duce body bits auction

Blogger outs back-end Google tech

'Super elastic, soft, smooth. Highly absorbent, for you always!'

Yank objects to Reg cherry-popping headline

'Find another line of work, like as a Hooters waitress'

Vampires not good role models for Catholics, declares Vatican

Deplores use of 'extremes' to make a point

Amazon punters go mad for 'Laptop Steering Wheel Desk'

'A total lifesaver', enthuses satisfied customer

Taiwanese sex scammer's net double is NYC model

'Shocked' Richie Kul expresses dismay to El Reg

Write haiku, win home server

What's needed to win
Microsoft and Intel schwag?
Creativity

Will Ferrell is Hollywood's most over-rated overpaid star

Tops Forbes' list of fiscal shame

Santa menaced by sex offender postie

US Postal Service grinches Christmas

Downfall writer praises Hitler rant net meme

'I find those parodies tremendously amusing'

Arkansas cop tasers 10-year-old girl

Mother backs electric justice for unruly child

Egyptian telecom counts cost of football riot

Police brace for trouble after World Cup grudge match

US data firm blows s**t out of server

Hail of lead does for innocent box

Wall-punching Brit gamer foams (milk) at the mouth

NSFW Didn't much like Modern Warfare 2, YouTube vid suggests

MS store staff in spontaneous electric boogie

Video Gobsmacked witness 'absolutely floored' by life-changing dance experience

BeautifulPeople shun hairy Reg hack

Just not beautiful enough for Aryan online club

Oxford American Dictionary dubs 'unfriend' Word of the Year

Facebook craze sacks 'teabaggers'

Reg hack beats 'Belle de Jour' sex rap

Orlowski free of blogging stigma

Edward Woodward dies at 79

RIP, The Equalizer

Cheerleaders in danger from cheerleading

Stunts increase the risk of flashing injury