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Virtual Nazi-code-cracking Colossus in fundraising appeal

Sponsor pixels for new £150k exhibition at Bletchley Park

IT guy answers daughter's Facebook rant by shooting her laptop

Vid'You can have a new one when you buy one'

'These working conditions are appalling, especially for Apple'

QuotwPlus: Your new project sounds exactly like TED

BOFH: The Cloud Committee Calamity

Episode 1'You'd need 8 people, all with photos of their targets. And their routes home...'

StreetView disappears Dutch office tower

Because it’s Friday…

Japan enlists foreign bloggers to revive tsunami-hit tourist biz

Will 10 gaijin really make a difference?

Indonesian train roof fare-dodgers given the brush off

Foul-smelling brooms purge carriages of surfing commuters

UK's digital policy seized by fanatical bureaucrats, say MPs

Analysis'Hey... That's OUR job!'

Google goggles with Terminator HUD 'coming soon'

8GB of flash, front-facing cam, voice recog and head-tilting nav

Google unleashes 'Solve for X' confabs to save the world

Boffins gathered for new TED-like talks

Steve Jobs sighted in Taiwan flogging Android tablets

Rumours of PlayBook Elvis discounted

US tweet deportation: Chilling behind-the-scenes photos

The shock truth of what really went down at LAX

TV tuner maker intros mobile Freeview pick-up

Streams digital telly over its own Wi-Fi

'We're totally in LA pissing people off'

QuotwPlus 'The horror!'

BT Vision throws Microsoft Mediaroom under a bus for Linux

Set-top box software to be torn out and replaced over the net

Android users more likely to put out

Open like their app ecosystem...

Portland Jedi jailed for lightsabre rampage

Also banned from Toys R Us

Microsoft ad campaign savages Google over privacy

Updated'We are not like them, and hey, why not try IE?'

Groupon's pants 'Weight Loss HOTPANTS' ad banned

Watchdog sweats over site's track record

Airbrushed Rachel Weisz gets watchdog hot under the collar

ASA snarls at L’Oreal's age-defying Photoshop treatment

Sony confirms 'tough-minded' Hirai as new CEO, president

Ex-PlayStation exec grabs reins as Stringer rises to board chairman

The IEEE and the Electric Universe

A podium isn’t endorsement says Victoria chapter

Brit pair deported from US for 'destroy America' tweet

Also intended to disinter Marilyn Monroe, Homeland Security claims

Stab victim protected by Bulgarian airbag

Jub job saved Florida woman's life, doc reckons

'You will download your sneakers within 20 years. Yarr'

QuotWPlus: Fruity smugness - 'momentum is incredibly strong'

Nikon compact, only $AU100k

Deal too good to miss

iPad Fleshlight lets fanbois express their love

NSFW - UPDATEDComing soon: Fondleslab f**king

The Pirate Bay torrents printable 3D objects

Yarr! Getting physical with small plastic models

Pope praises Twitter and your 'profound' tweets

Lol! Pontiff tries to get down with the kids, smh!!

Outside-the-box thinking literally can't be done inside a box, say profs

Trick cyclists in fridge-carton tomfoolishness

Assange™ to present own TV show

Dubs self 'revolutionary figure', 'pioneer for justice'

Starship Voyager dumped into skip

Tearful Trekkie dismantles intergalactic flat

Furious freetards blitz the wrong SOPA

'Don't care if you inspect farmers - STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING'

Man vanquishes robot cop in hand-to-hand combat

Droid 'hurled through door', fleshies mete out beanbag justice

'Why would I make any more Star Wars movies?'

QuotwPlus 'I've worked with kids who will urinate in a bottle in their room'

'Space Monkey' craze: Texan students 'get high' by choking each other

Forget bongs and beer, it's nooses now for the hip kids

Boffins dig up prehistoric popcorn in Peru

Bit soggy now: Man wolfed down treat 6,700 years ago

Teen net addicts pee in bottles to stay glued to WoW

Brits' screen-break aversion doesn't bode well for desk job future

The Register to publish other sites' blacked-out content in SOPA protest

UpdatedVulture Central in selfless bid to save the internet

Apple wants to OWN YOUR VERY SOLE

Patented location-garb, shoes points out nearest bogs

McDonald's punters offered sex in exchange for Chicken McNuggets

Drive-thru strumpet cuffed for fast food indecent proposal

SOPA bins DNS blocking after White House wades in

Come up with something better, Obama's three czars plead

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