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SPB brews up fetching beer + bacon t-shirt design

With a soupçon of rocket propellant, naturally

Those who live by the motto Ad Astra Tabernamque ("To The Stars And The Pub") – with the possible addition of "...and then home for a bacon sarnie"* – should proceed forthwith to El Reg's merchandising tentacle Cash'n'Carrion to feast their eyes on our limited edition "SPB Equation" t-shirt.

The artwork for our SPB Equation t-shirt

Hewn from 52 per cent combed cotton / 48 per cent polyester in a fetching shade of "dark grey heather", the shirt covers all the major food groups and then throws some ammonium perchlorate composite propellant into the mix for good measure.

For £19.99, you too can look effortlessly cool in urban environments...

A member of Vulture Central poses in the SPB Equation t-shirt

... or alternatively, wow your mates down at the Taliban donkey sanctuary, as the image of SPB internee Matthew Haines at the top of this article shows. Young Matt will soon be representing Blighty in the annual black-turban "Beard of the Year" gathering in Kandahar, Afghanistan, and as you can see, he's poised to mount a serious challenge.

For those of you who are wondering what on God's Green Earth donkeys have to do with anything, we at the SPB have a bit of form in that area. ®

Bootnote

*An alternative might be "... but not if the FAA has anything to do with it".

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