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Deep inside Nantero's non-volatile carbon nanotube RAM tech

Biz has signed up Fujitsu as a licensee for its technology

Exploding phablet phears phorce Samsung Galaxy Note 7 delay

South Koreans getting hot under the collar

Dropbox: Leaked DB of 68 million account passwords is real

Login details are strongly hashed and date back to 2012

VMworld_2016

Is VMware starting to mean 'legacy'? Down and out in Las Vegas

VMworld C'mon, marketing droids, tell me what's new

US appeals court slaps down FTC, AT&T walks free, cats and dog living together, mass hysteria

We're now reliant on the FCC, God help us

BBC vans are coming for you

Spectrum Protect speed-up

Bridgeworks TCP/IP acceleration speeds Big Blue backup software data transfers

Acronis beats Veeam

FBI director wants 'adult conversation' about backdooring encryption

How about f**k off, is that adult enough?

Fake Twitter accounts, coup plots ... Wacky Hyperloop One lawsuit turns it up to 11

Amended complaint outlines alleged takeover attempt

Drama in orbit: Brazen UFO attacks Earth's Sentinel-1A satellite

Plucky climate-change probe fends off cosmic intruder

Life imitates satire: Facebook touts zlib killer just like Silicon Valley's Pied Piper

New compression library and MySQL fork open-sourced

US appeals court slaps down FTC, AT&T walks free, cats and dog living together, mass hysteria

We're now reliant on the FCC, God help us

AT&T trash talks Google over Fiber fiasco: Leave ISP stuff to the experts

Telco takes a victory lap as ad giant's broadband plans collapse

Exploding phablet phears phorce Samsung Galaxy Note 7 delay

South Koreans getting hot under the collar

Australian geoboffin discovers 3.7 billion year old fossils after ice melts

Stromatolites are evidence of changing chemistry on Earth

VMware Vannounces Vlots Vof Very Vnew Vstuff Vat VMworld

Plus more juicy snippets from EMC, Panzura and QLogic

EU 'net neutrality' may stop ISPs from blocking child abuse material

Analysis Voluntary blocklists will be, er, blocked themselves

Got to dash out for some rubber johnnies? Amazon has a button for that

God help humanity if Wi-Fi goes down

African Ring of Fire to show up at annular solar eclipse

Set your watches for tomorrow's skylight extravaganza

Newest Royal Navy warship weighs as much as 120 London buses

Given final kiss in Glasgow as fitters climb on board

Is VMware starting to mean 'legacy'? Down and out in Las Vegas

VMworld C'mon, marketing droids, tell me what's new

Cloudy biz Vesk suffers 2-day outage – then boasts of 100% uptime

HDD failure led to 'split brain event' – for systems and techies alike

Speaking in Tech: Fancy a 30 hour work week? Ask Amazon

Podcast Plus: Uber, your burning-cash-as-a-service startup

Behold: Huawei evokes always-wise God Cloud – with Terminator users

Huawei Connect Start prayin'

Enterprise storage is a stagnant – and slightly smelly – pond

Opinion Graphing IDC numbers and looking the market ain't pretty

Angler's obituary: Super exploit kit was the work of Russia's Lurk group

Kasperksky's chief malware sleuth solves the mystery of the doomed exploit juggernaut

Astronauts sequence DNA in space for the first time

Microgravity does little to life's secret sauce, experiment confirms

Blink and you missed it: Asteroid came within 90,000 km, only one sky-watcher saw it

SONEAR sees 25-metre-plus rock when it was, well, so near

Deep inside Nantero's non-volatile carbon nanotube RAM tech

Biz has signed up Fujitsu as a licensee for its technology

Net neutrality activists claim victory in Europe

BEREC final guidelines land on the side of civil society

Cisco is the new container for ContainerX

Upstart start-up assimilated into cloud biz

Microsoft's beta language service gets C# dev kit

Yet another chatbot to train

HPE yawns, stretches, and patches January OpenSSH bug in virtual access products

lighttpd also gets a fix

More banks plundered through SWIFT attacks

Shape up, cause the Bangladesh Bank hack is just the start, SWIFT warns

Lawyers! win! millions! in! bonkers! Yahoo! email! snooping! case!

Privacy, who needs it?

Get ready for Cloud 3.0, the age of Platform-as-a-Service

Promo Because who really wants to manage servers?

Dropbox: Leaked DB of 68 million account passwords is real

Login details are strongly hashed and date back to 2012

Waze to go, Google: New dial-a-ride Uber, Lyft rival 'won't vet drivers'... What could go wrong?

Chocolate Factory also settles up cookie complaints

USBee stings air-gapped PCs: Wirelessly leak secrets with a file write

Video Technique turns connected storage devices into transmitters

OneLogin breached, hacker finds cleartext credential notepads

'Store your firewall password here' notes pillaged

Ankers away! USB-C cables recalled over freakin' fried phone fears

Video Now USB-C it, now you don't

SpaceX's used flight-proven rocket to loft Euro satellite this year

First real test for second-hand reusable Falcon

Dell's new story: Goldilocks and the three virtual infrastructures

This server is too engineered. This server is too bespoke. This validated server's just right!

John Ellenby, British inventor of the first laptop, powers off

Obituary GRiD Compass made it into space and onto Aliens

Is there an Echo in here? An Echo in here? Good, says Sonos. Good

Talk into Amazon's voice assistant speakers, get music streamed to ... other speakers

Making us pay tax will DESTROY EUROPE, roars Apple's Tim Cook

Apparently everyone could pay 0.005 per cent tax if they only asked

Super Cali goes ballistic, IT school is hopeless: Tech boot camp ITT frozen by edu officials

Doubts linger over for-profit US-wide college's finances

Holy friggin' Dell! $67bn EMC mega-gobble to complete on Sept 7

祝你好运,戴尔先生

VMware fixes 'split brain' caused by 'stubbed toe' of botched NSX update

VMworld CEO Pat Gelsinger says pulled release was a glitch, not a culture fail

Missing Milky Way mass blown away by bingeing supermassive black hole

Mystery of the missing baryons leads to a surprising find

Here's the relevant bits from VMworld, sliced and diced just for you

VMworld New boxen and such, in handy A-Z format

Height of stupidity: Heathrow airliner buzzed by drone at 7,000ft

Second incident saw drone miss cockpit by barely 10m

Intel's makeshift Kaby Lake Cores hope to lure punters from tired PCs

Seventh-generation processors with DRM-friendly UHD engine will appear from next month

71,000 Minecraft World Map accounts leaked online after 'hack'

Dumped creds have been exposed since January

Ireland taxman: Apple got NO favours from us, at all, at all

Yes, we squeezed just 0.005% corp tax from Apple. That was what it owed

Microsoft releases firmware fix for faulty Surface Pro 3 batteries

'Portable' device can now be untethered from wall

Labour's Jeremy Corbyn wants high speed broadband for all. Wow, original idea there

And could he be hinting at a new national ID card scheme?

Samsung's million-IOPS, 6.4TB, 51Gb/s SSD is ... well, quite something

VMworld Five full drive writes a day for five years? This is serious

EU verdict: Apple received €13bn in illegal tax benefits from Ireland

Updated 'State aid' will be recovered, plus interest

Windows 10 Anniversary on a Raspberry Pi: Another look at IoT Core

Hands on Neat platform but should we just use Linux?

Replacing humans with robots in your factories? Hold on just a sec

Removing the squishies doesn't remove the legal headaches

Li-Fi with my little eye … a vulnerability

Fooling around with VLC systems

Pump-priming the new ampere: NIST works to count electrons in silicon

Show me the way to go Ohm

$329 for a MacBook? Well, really a 'HacBook' built on an old HP

Bring your own Mac OS licence and cross your fingers before the legal letters land

Reports: Autopilot will go on strike if you're not paying attention

Tesla readies software update after high-profile crashes

SETI Institute damps down 'wow!' signal report from Russia

Settle, SETI-fans: One radio spike does not a civilisation make

Ripper! Boffins find malware thought behind $347k Thai ATM raids

Evil EMV card pwns NCR ATMs, sets dispensary to max

Michael Dell promises new EMC/Dell/VMware engineered systems

Expect them ASAP once the EMC deal closes, which will be real soon now

Microsoft redfaced after Bing translation cockup enrages Saudis

Daesh/Saudi Arabia snafu leads to calls for boycott

Microsoft Outlook.com redecoration delay rumors: THE TRUTH

Email updates stalled to 2017? Oh no no, everything's fine ... ish, says Redmond

FAA powers up an invisible hand, groping the skies for rule-busting biz drones

Top tip: Keep flying cams away from Robert Duvall's house

Shock: AT&T totally not OK with FCC saying it ripped off US schools

They didn't get E-rate price because they didn't want an E‑rate plan, apparently

Facebook replaces human editors with McChicken romping, Fox News faking AI bots

Zuck's algorithm in full: 10 INPUT El Reg Bootnote Archive; 20 GOTO 10

UK watchdog: You. Facebook. Get over here now. This WhatsApp privacy update. Explain

Decision to share numbers picked up by Canuck crusader

Tim Cook trousers $135m in Apple shares

CEO celebrates five years by getting even richer

Apple sued over shoddy iPhone touchscreens

Class action accuses Cupertino of ignoring handset defect

FBI: Look out – hackers are breaking into US election board systems

SQL injection attack used to slurp voters' info

Europe to order Apple to cough up 'one beeellion Euros in back taxes'

Shiny phone giant faces devastating two per cent drop in profits

Tegile gets IntelliFlash into a cluster duster

Cloud Platform for private cloud

VMware goes back to its future with multi-cloud abstractions

Virtzilla's going to bet you've got server sprawl all over again, this time in the cloud

Ireland looks like it's outpacing Britain in the superfast broadband rollout stakes

Comment A national fibre plan, what's that?

Chinese CA hands guy base certificates for GitHub, Florida uni

Man-in-the-middle diddle

Big data busts crypto: 'Sweet32' captures collisions in old ciphers

Boffins blow up Blowfish and double down on triple DES

BSODs at scale: We laugh at your puny five storeys, here's our SIX storey #fail

Windows in a state of undress, all over the world

Phoney bling ring pinged by Tolkien's kin

Oz court sour on unlicensed Sauron 'One Ring'

Russia MP's son found guilty after stealing 2.9 million US credit cards

Point of sales malware wrought $169 million in damages.

Nutanix: Yup, OK, we gobbled PernixData, Calm.io. What you gonna do about it?

Cracks open wallet ahead of IPO

NewSat network breach 'most corrupted' Oz spooks had seen: report

Spies had interception kit in Satellite provider's data centre, ex staffer tells El Reg

Jovial NASA says Juno flyby a success

Downloads will take days

Our pacemakers are totally secure, says short-sold St Jude

Hackable medical device claims are 'false and misleading'

Tech fails miserably in Forbes' most innovative companies

But don't worry, the methodology is suspect to say the least

Having offended everyone else in the world, Linus Torvalds calls own lawyers a 'nasty festering disease'

Time for a compendium of abuse

SpaceX Dragon capsule lands in Pacific carrying 12 moustronauts

NASA to watch Musketeer relatives carefully

Apple is making life terrible in its factories – labor rights warriors

Manufacturers buckling under demands for cheaper iStuffs

'Fake CEO' Chinese chap cuffed in $54m fraud probe

Money laundering charges after chief exec imitation trick

Rackspace finds its $4.3bn sugar daddy

Cloud wrangler inks deal to go private

Sunny, summery Intel slips out six flashy 3D NAND SSDs

Doing Internet of Things stuff? There's one for you, too

Google breaks heart, White Knight falls off horse

Analysis Now. About that Venezuelan option...

Go forth Spitzer! To infinity and....

Telescope to enter new "Beyond" phase

Uber lost $7m a DAY in the first half of this year

Disruptive innovation for the bank balance

Bloody Dell! Is EMC going to drop its logo? Answers on a postcard to Brentford

Pics Reg man spies changes to London HQ

If you haven't changed your Dropbox password for 4 years, do so now

Firm says mandatory reset is linked to 2012 LinkedIn mega-breach

Brocade broadcasts financial success. Well, if you call an 89% profit drop 'success'

Better than expected, though Fibre Channel is faltering

NHS slaps private firm Health IQ for moving Brits' data offshore

Spot check spots naughtiness

Notting Hill Carnival spycams: Met Police rolls out real-time live face-spotting tech

Cops are using machines to spy on us – again

Corporates ARE sniffing around Windows 10, says Computacenter

Half-yearly results lets them punt unloved OS again

Pure Storage notches up a 93 per cent growth rate. Not bad, not bad

They're still losing tens of millions, though

A partial de-cloaking of Samsung's mystery Z-SSD

Tight-lipped firm lets a few nuggets sneak out

New booze guidelines: We'd rather you didn't enjoy yourselves

Project Fear is back, and it wants your plonk

EE looks at its call charges, hikes a bunch, walks off giggling

Want to make a call abroad? Use someone else

Robot babies fail in role as teenage sex deterrents

'Infant simulators' that cry and go Code Brown don't stop girls from having actual kids

Sysadmin sticks finger in pipe, saves data centre from flood

On-Call Then the suits boarded up an exhaust vent that dirtied their BMWs

Linux turns 25, with corporate contributors now key to its future

What's the weather in hell today? Linus Torvalds has visited Microsoft at LinuxCon

I fart in your general direction! Comet 67P lets rip on Europe's Rosetta probe

Pic Your mother was a punch card reader and your father smelt of static C libraries

Mozilla breathes petition-of-fire at EU copyright laws

A plague on artists using pre-internet IP laws to ruin your holiday snaps, and the Internet

Juno probe to graze Jupiter on Saturday

Closest encounter with gas giant will see craft close to just 4,200km from cloud-tops

A USB stick as a file server? We've done it!

Road test SanDisk's 'Connect Wireless Stick' is made for mobile, but we've bent it to become a 'Campfire NAS'

Redmond reveals Hyper-V 2016 beats vSphere's RAM and CPU count

It's not how big you are, it's what you do with it that counts

Muddying the waters of infosec: Cyber upstart, investors short medical biz – then reveal bugs

Analysis Some sharks wear suits and ties

Sprint learns that a 'rebate' includes paying people money

Telco settles allegations it pocketed cash promised to customers

IoT manufacturer caught fixing security holes

Smart lock maker August fails to ignore flaws

MIT brainiacs triple the speed, double the range of Wi-Fi

Video MegaMIMO gives data a smooth ride

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's... er, Graphene bubbles – 200 times stronger than Superman

Miracle material bests Man of Steel, withstands incredible pressure, say eggheads

Baltimore cops: We flew high-res camera planes to film your every move

Analysis Google-Earth-meets-Tivo service paid for by Texan billionaire

Update your iPhones, iPads right now – govt spy tools exploit vulns

Pegasus snoopware package used against activists and journalists

Both HPs allegedly axed people just for being old, California court told

Class-action lawsuit accuses IT giants of age discrimination in layoffs

Larry Page snuffs out ‘too expensive’ Google Fiber project

Chocolate Factory cuts its own cords

NHS injects tender for PC and peripherals kit with £500m

Who said there's no money in the kitty for junior doctors... oh Gov.UK did

An ethical Google won't break the internet, leaked EU report finds

Fancy that

WhatsApp is to hand your phone number to Facebook

Roses are red, violets are blue, Facebook knows all that you think, say and do

IBM is now selling Spectrum Virtualize free from hardware

Big Blue pokes software-defined storage world with big stick, runs away

Radicalisation? UK.gov gets itself in cluster-muddle over 'terrorism'

Analysis What a bunch of babbling Daesh-heads

A quarter of banks' data breaches are down to lost phones and laptops

Just 20 per cent were the result of hacking

Arthur C Clarke award won by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Children of Time features talking space spiders

Biz phones 'n' broadband bods Gamma suffer a network TITSUP

Channel partners and customers left in dark since 8am service blackout

What wedding cake would an engineer make? A LEGO one

A reader's tale of life, love and programmable robotics

Nutanix buys anon firm in India. DevOps upstart Calm won't comment...

Breaking through the wall of silence, one brick at a time

Pizza delivery by drone 'trialled' in New Zealand

Not quite autonomous food-flinging, mind

Facebook, Twitter and Google are to blame for terrorism, say MPs

Committee says press should uncritically repeat what government tells it to say

Top digital Eurocrat issues non-denial about hyperlink non-tax

Comment Perhaps he’s a non-Eurocrat too?

The Internet of Cows is moo-ving fast … no bull!

'Connected Cow' kit, including 'managed mating', will fatten tenfold to $10bn market

Vale, LOGO creator Seymour Papert, who taught us that code can be creative play

Arduino-fiddling kids, and the rest of us, owe Papert a debt of gratitude

Excel hell messes up ~20 per cent of genetic science papers

Australian boffins say the problem is between users' ears and in the spreadsheet's formatting genes

Mars to get Chinese delivery. Estimated time of arrival: 2020

NASA, China traffic jam on fourth rock from the sun

Microsoft baits new vSphere-to-Hyper-V switch offer

Free Windows Server 2016 licences for all my virtual friends!

Kindle Paperwhites turn Windows 10 PCs into paperweights: Plugging one in 'triggers a BSOD'

More Anniversary Update woe reported by frustrated users

Voyager 2's closest Saturn swoop was 35 years ago today

Only Cassini's been there since, V'ger 2 is now 15 light-hours away

Doing business with Asia? Then worry more about security

Mandiant study finds western orgs plug holes faster

NASA's free research trove may have broken arms trafficking rules

US authorities checking celebrated doc dump to make sure it's not revealing too much

Dell trademarks everything it does as 'Cross Cloud'

We think that's cross as in 'across', not as in 'angry'. But an angry cloud would be cool

Error: Print job 'Money' failed for laserjet001.lan.hp.com

HP Inc manages to not lose quite as much cash as Wall Street expected. Go team

Windows Update borks PowerShell – Microsoft won't fix it for a week

'We apologize for any inconvenience that this might cause'

Touchy iPhone 6, 6 Plus chips prone to breaking down and giving up

And Apple's Geniuses can't help you when it happens

Grab a pick: Space mining's the next generation gold rush

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