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GCHQ Benhall doughnut aerial viewINSIDE GCHQ: Welcome to Cheltenham's cottage industry

Geek's Guide to Britain'If this nerve centre didn't exist, neither would I' says Reg man

Xbox One and controllerIs the next-gen console war already One?

Game TheoryMicrosoft’s new Xbox - and more

Parts for the Liberator 3D printed pistol1'Catastrophic failure' of 3D-printed gun in Oz Police test

Panic on the streets of Sydney, as US says printed guns 'unstoppable'

ServiceKey, Oracle end 'grey market' code spat without bloodshed

No damages, no tears, just a shedload of paperwork to fill

BBC suspends CTO after it spaffs £100m on doomed IT system

Revealed: The digital monster that ate Shepherd's Bush

Open wide, Google: Here comes an advertising antitrust probe

Can one ever escape the Choc Factory, FTC 'ponders'

El Reg drills into Office 365: Email migration

VideoMail bonding with sysadmin Trevor

Daft tweet by Speaker Bercow's loquacious wife DID libel lord

Why is Sally feeling so very sorry? *innocent face*

Paul Allen buys lovingly restored vintage V-2 Nazi ballistic missile

First space rocket of humanity, used to bomb London

Hey, you, dev. What do you mean, storage is BORING?

StoragebodListen, codemonkey, do you want to take this outside...

Curse you, old person, for inventing computers!

Something for the Weekend, Sir?Too sexy for my (night)shirt

Feds slam hacker-friendly backdoors in jalopy, grub factories

Kit easily violated by miscreants with 'minimal skill'

4G LTE: Good for tweets and watching Dr Who. Crap at saving lives

Critical Communications WorldWhy cops, medics must stick to walkie talkies

Microsoft exposes green users' privates in web quiz snafu

Web design 101 guys, this is basic stuff

Woolwich beheading sparks call to REVIVE UK Snoopers' Charter

What? You don't agree? What are you, a terrorist?

Is the next-gen console war already One?

Game TheoryMicrosoft’s new Xbox - and more

Internet advertising giant (Google) 'mulls' map app Waze gobble

Gonna offer anything less than $1bn? No Waze, Jose

Did Kim Dotcom invent 2-factor authentication? Er, not exactly...

Pull out your pagers and your Hammer pants, we're going back to the '90s

'Google IS a capitalist country... er, company'

QuoTWPlus: 'Apple execs, I apologise for this theatre of the absurd'

The BOFH is BACK: And it's cloudy with a 90% chance of beatings

Episode 3So you deleted my advice? By accident? THREE times?

Grim outlook for Big Storage as revenues dip across board

Snapping up the minnows only keeps the wolf at bay for so long

INSIDE GCHQ: Welcome to Cheltenham's cottage industry

Geek's Guide to Britain'If this nerve centre didn't exist, neither would I' says Reg man

China’s state-run rags brand Mars One mission a scam

Beijing doesn't like the idea of its citizens visiting RED planet

US Senator introduces 'Patent Abuse Reduction Act'

Rackspace and industry groups like it, trolls maybe not so much

'Catastrophic failure' of 3D-printed gun in Oz Police test

Panic on the streets of Sydney, as US says printed guns 'unstoppable'

Peak Facebook: British users lose their Liking for Zuck's ad empire

One in 10 UK Facebookers: I quit this... bitch

SoftBank gives Washington veto over Sprint board job

The things you do to stop spooks worrying about Huawei

STROKE this mouse to make apps POP, says Microsoft

Windows 8 Start button comes to Redmond's rodents

Oz shared services collapse looks bad for NetApp

Central IT agency didn't deliver, likely to quit storage-as-a-service caper

Googorola loses bid to ban US Xbox sales after ITC slapdown

Microsoft escapes $4bn payout

Samsung, carriers tout first Tizen mobes for late 2013

TDC2013HTML5 seen as key to open source smartphone success

Google to double encryption key lengths for SSL certs by year's end

2048-bit keys will be the norm

Facebook Home phone plans canned in the UK

Support for new devices put on ice as well

Joyent cuts prices on cloudy infrastructure

Aligns with AWS instances, and offers the same or lower prices

Yahoo! continues quest for youth with yet another acquisition

PlayerScale purchase gives foothold in gaming market

Internet2 superfast-boffinry network peers with Azure cloud

Microsoft waives data egress rates for researchers

Google slashes App Engine NoSQL data storage prices by 25 per cent

Amazon cuts DynamoDB costs, and Google follows suit

Orange customer clobbered with SIX-FIGURE phone bill

If your handset's overheating, check your data connection

Tipsters exposed after South Africa's national police force hacked

Whistleblowers, crime victims laid bare by 'Anon splinter group'

Samsung flogs slim, flashy new model: Protection included

Server-level SSD gets endurance, capacity upgrade

Another Chinese thing you can see from space: Lenovo's sales

'Lenovo', or 'what we call PCs now'

New York cop in alleged love-polyhedron email hack spree

Veteran plod 'blew $4k on romanta-rival logins'

Penguin pays $75m to settle ebook price-fixing case

Apple left to swing it out with DoJ

'Leccy car biz baron Elon Musk: Thanks for the $500m, taxpayers...

Tesla repays the Feds nine years early

Apple cored: Samsung sells 10 million Galaxy S4 in a month

Beware of South Koreans bearing Android

Brit spooks bugged Edward VIII's phones, records reveal

Plus Churchill and Stalin had a massive drinkathon in Moscow

Virgin Media slides fat 10Gbps pipes into Murdoch's BSkyB

I wanna be your backhaul man

China's exposed crack cyberspy crew dumps 'most' of its kit

APT1 team 'retooling' as they lick their wounds - report

SAP in search of autistic software engineers who 'think different'

Pilot scheme goes global after team productivity boost

George Soros pumps £50m into fibre-gobbling ISP Hyperoptic

Wants to sign up 500k UK homes by 2018

Microsoft and pals: Save the global economy by NOT ripping us off

World to get $73bn if it would only use licensed software - survey

Aha, I see you switched on your mobile Wi-Fi. YOU FOOL!

PNL bug still leaving door open to hackers - security bod

What's that Dell? You're out? HDS punts pay-per-use cloud storage

Pay us, pay the other guy, we're not fussed

Spam and the Byzantine Empire: How Bitcoin tech REALLY works

AnalysisEverything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask

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