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Vint Cerf: 'Google doesn't know who you are'

As Google collects epic amounts of data from the world's web surfers, Mountain View man Vint Cerf says the company doesn't know who any of them are

Elgato DTT Deluxe world's smallest USB TV tuner

Review Digital telly from a unit the size of a postage stamp

Mozilla aborted IE in Firefox clothing

Google we're not

El Reg shrinks seven days into webpage

Week in Review Attention span not required

Animal lovers say no to radioactive NASA monkeys

Appeal irradiated monkeyshines

Sun's surviving staff hit with 'motivation' missive

Exclusive Code: Your solace, our savior

Intel lampooned by Nvidia toons

Graphic ridicule

FacebookSun's Facebook-slapping hits wrong target

Comment Paedo-threat coverage risks more restrictions for all

IphoneBackdoor in top iPhone games stole user data, suit claims

Storm8's iSpy

Sony PRS-600 Reader Touch Edition

Review Real page turner?

Doctor sentenced for massive online Rx factory

Over 100,000 served

Panasonic Lumix DMC-TZ6 compact camera

Review Super-zoom for the cost-conscious

Boinkfest clicks 'Delete' on woman's memory

Orgasmic amnesia

Mossad hacked Syrian laptop to steal nuke plant secrets

Evil Maid attack led to air raid

At what point do servers become HPC beasts?

Tech Panel El Reg barometer survey. Your input needed

T-Orange puts names on dotted lines

Very nearly on schedule, too

Eat my dust - it's time for Comment of the Week

CoTW Bring your conjecture to the slaughter

Sony to bring Risk to the big screen

Coming soon... Ludo: The Motion Picture

Google countersues in Android Specht-spat

Punitive damages and attorney's fees, please

Skype founders drop licence threat against eBay

Bluff pays off for European duo

Legendary McLaren F1 designer talks up e-car plan

Leccy Tech And gets £4.5m of Govt money to build it

EMI saves world from unauthorised Beatles downloads

Takes Old Brown Shoe and kicks BlueBox with it

Three critical fixes in store for MS November Patch Tuesday

Has another crack at some October uberpatch flaws

US unemployment rate breaks ten per cent

Telcos and IT services add jobs

Anna Friel spectator brings up his Breakfast at Tiffany's

Pukes from upper balcony during musical number

Non-Intels rally 'round LTE spec

Speaking with 'One Voice'

The Desktop refresh

On demand Should I? Shouldn't I?

Web host lunches clients' emails for a week

Hardware blamed for snafu

Net hasn't isolated Yanks - they've just misplaced their friends

Net chums replace some neighbours

LibDem backs IBM staff in pension row...

...with call for mass firings

Firefox and Chrome updates spike stability bugs

Bonfire Night alternative browser fixes

'Something may come through' dimensional 'doors' at LHC

Attack of the Hyperdimensional Juggernaut-Men

HP plans a trillion-sensor global stethoscope

Hearing the heartbeat of the Earth

H Ross Perot Jr fails to grab rhino by the horns

Denied hunting trophy following 'bungled' shot

US woman to drop sprog live on internet

Promises 'tasteful' birthing coverage

The decentralisation effect

Workshop Server architectures and their impact in operations

Booze shops get ID card lessons

More shops than cards

Controversial email blocklist SORBS sold

GFI confirms purchase of reputation service

Is this the world's dirtiest PC?

Reader snap reveals Quatermass-style horror

Intel replicates 'bricked SSD' bug, pledges fix

Says solution a 'high priority'

Dell details 'world's thinnest' laptop

Adamo XPS debuts

Red-faced Times abandons fishy eco ad

Another bogus scare, another re-Greta-ble cockup

Florida flasher deploys 'explosive diarrhoea' defence

Cops find 'no evidence of uncontrolled bowels', however

Nutt sacking row deepens

Scientists want maximum respect

Don't panic over the secret copyright treaty

Opinion At least, not until we know what's in it