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In redneck heaven, internet outages are the American Way

On-Call We're Deep South and something rather odd took out a fibre optic cable

Human cannonball

So, was it really the Commies that caused the early 20th Century inequality collapse?

Worstall @ the Weekend Or summat else entirely?

FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Let's unleash a new craptocurrency

Jeep Cherokee 2.2: Capable, comfortable ... but just not very Jeep

Vulture at the wheel So Italian it probably has Venetian glass

Richard Pryor ...Is It Something I Said?

Black and blue: The rise of the riotous Richard Pryor

Feature Paradigm puncher ... Is It Something I Said? hits 40

Jailbreaking pirates popped in world's largest iCloud raid

Cheaters, tweakers, hackers and crackers torn up by nasty Cydia bundle.

Boffins unveil open source GPU

Benchmarks today, real hardware tomorrow?

US to stage F-35-versus-Warthog bake-off in 2018

Hipsters to take on steampunks

Ruskie ICS hacker drops nine holes in popular Siemens power plant kit

WinCC HMI control platform used in Natanz, Large Hadron Collider.

Linux Foundation releases PARANOID internal infosec guide

Workstation security tips for system administrators.

Boffins laugh at Play Store bonehead security with instant app checker

Your malicious payload is cool with Google, just call it something else.

Friday beers scam up 240 percent, inflicts $1.2 billion in damages

Quick and quiet transfers as HR bods rush to pub.

Cisco ISE carries HTML authentication bug

Web portal access needs to be restricted

NASA names New Horizons' next target

Just another BEEELLION miles to go before probe reaches interesting Kuiper Belt object

NVIDIA reveals GPUs for blade servers, Linux desktop support

VMworld 2015 VDI-focussed for now, but the street finds its own use for things

Slip-streaming Tesla, Oz battery-maker plots home-biz launch

Redflow tweaks telco electron-buckets to take on Tesla

Dropbox DROPS BOX as service GOES TITSUP worldwide

Finger trouble? Firm blames routine maintenance on downtime cockup

Don't go breaking my shrimp: Boffin names crustacean after Elton John's appendage

We want what you've been smoking, doc

In redneck heaven, internet outages are the American Way

On-Call We're Deep South and something rather odd took out a fibre optic cable

So, was it really the Commies that caused the early 20th Century inequality collapse?

Worstall @ the Weekend Or summat else entirely?

US trade watchdog deep-sixes patent infringement claim against Microsoft

InterDigital ain't 'appy with ITC decision

Boffins clock MONSTER BLACK HOLES inside quasar-hosting galaxy near Earth

Double-trouble collision a few 100,000 years away, apparently

Jeep Cherokee 2.2: Capable, comfortable ... but just not very Jeep

Vulture at the wheel So Italian it probably has Venetian glass

Uber pulls up to the bumper, plonks Jeep hackers into driving seat

Make driver-free cars more secure? Good luck with that!

Black and blue: The rise of the riotous Richard Pryor

Feature Paradigm puncher ... Is It Something I Said? hits 40

FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Let's unleash a new craptocurrency

Company in shambles, marriages ruined. My work here is done, says Ashley Madison CEO

Noel Biderman quits hacked biz

Baltimore lawyers vow to review 2,000 FBI Stingray snoop cases

Why yes, we do bill by the hour... why do you ask?

Associated Press sues FBI for impersonating its site to install spyware

Meanwhile, the EFF learns: in Russia, government malware pwns you!

Drum roll, please .... Results are in for the collective noun for security vulns

It's a fix! A security fix!

India, Myanmar lead the way as mobile bandwidth consumption mushrooms

Number of mobile subs hits 7.2 billion (well, 4.9 billion really)

Startup BlueData in the green after pocketing millions from Intel et al

Here comes 'Hadoop-as-a-Service'

Germany to fork out BEELLLIONS for farmers' broadband

Companies getting assistance with infrastructure

Spaniard claims WWII WAR HERO pigeon code crack. Explain please

Come on, give it up and let Speckled Jim rest in peace

NCA arrests six Lizard Squad users after gaming firms, retailers targetted

Officers also visiting 50 addresses for a quiet word

Vodafone: Dammit Britain, your emergency services need 4G!

Incidentally, we provide a pretty comprehensive data network

BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall

Episode 12 Office remodellings get lost in time. Like... tears. In rain

Win10 Insider build 10532: Avoid if you run Chrome 64-bit

A few tweaks, but what is MS doing about top feature requests and bug reports?

Storage boosters: Six mSATA format SSDs on test

Product Round-up Back-to-school hand-me-down upgrade time

Administrator tries to squeeze blood out of Stone Computers' parent

Exclusive Pre-pack agreed for Stone Topco but rival bid expected

Channel surfers and the irresistible rise of Content Delivery Networks

When load balancing just won't cut it

Google watchers react furiously to ad flinger’s competition case defence

You can't just point at Amazon and eBay!

Manchester skeptics annexed in hostile digital power grab

Meetup.com takeover by mysterious 'Sophie' reveals flaws in site organisation rules

Violin's breakeven within reach, but revenues still falling

There’s only so much lipstick you can put on this pig

BACS Bank Holiday BALLS UP borks 275,000 payments

Update III Employees left cashless. Planning to go away this weekend? Not anymore

Wow, Barcelona really has a problem with tech disruptors. Watch out Airbnb

Another pillar of the 'sharing economy' in the city's crosshairs

Honor 7 – heir apparent to the mid-range Android crown

Review Huawei's nicely honed handset with nowt left out

Another chance to win a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive

Caption Competition It's a web-based competition with a spider in it

Met Police to slash hundreds of IT jobs, hands £216m outsourcing gig to Steria

'Majority' of 440 techies transferring to Steria to be axed

Spooks, plod and security industry join to chase bank hacker

Perp known as 'DD4BC' has some serious heat on his or her tail, with worse to come

New low for humanity: ONE BEELLION lost souls log on to Facebook in one day

Free content ad network reveals Siri-slaying shopbot named 'M'

What time is it Oxford Dictionaries? How about almost ‘beer o’clock’

We Vultures will all drink to the latest online vocab update

Google robo-car suffers brain freeze after seeing hipster cyclist

Devs try for frantic in-car fix as cyclist stands still

Malvertising maniac messes MSN, serves corrupted creative

Yahoo! appetiser, HuffPo for mains, and MSN for desert.

Rackspace looks to have bypassed vCloud Director upgrade

Signs with cashed-up upstart AirVM for Virtzilla-powered cloud management

The enterprise hardware market is growing. You read that right. Growing

Servers up six points. Switches up, slightly. Routers up. Really. Cloud? Not a killer, it seems

Indian State shuts off mobile internet to stop rumours fuelling riots

Activist calls for calm on WhatsApp amid protests for minority rights

Rosetta probe spots Comet 67P being buzzed by boulder

Was it a random neighbourhood space rock? Or something breaking off the comet?

Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1

If your ads aren't on web giant's network, they better be HTML5 – or they're dead to Chrome

BitTorrent kills bug that turns networks into a website-slaying weapon

Reflective technique would let attacker amplify traffic and flood targets

Primary Data's DataSphere storage silo-masking software revealed

One virtualised data sphere for virtualised servers

Travel back to the 19-Z80s this weekend

Reg scores pictorial preview as PC pioneer Microbee re-opens its doors down under

Tegile's new faster fatter flash box flings self at big data analytics

Using SanDisk JBOF to lower cost a lot and raise density a little

Google tells iOS 9 app devs: Switch off HTTPS if you want that sweet sweet ad money from us

Apple's encrypt-everything rule gets in the way of plain HTTP

Still using ColdFusion? Really? Well, you'll want to install this patch

Adobe patches data-slurping flaw in web app builder

German spies sold out citizens to the NSA in exchange for super-snoop-ware XKeyscore

And promised not to spy on any Americans

Apple will reveal new iPhone on Sept 9 – this is what it may look like

Pics Hint: It looks like a bleedin' iPhone

Vote now: Who can solve a problem like Ashley Madison?

Poll Help wanted ... too late

Apple's fruity wristjob breathes down Fitbit's neck

Two thirds of flogged smart wearables were Apple Watches

Google: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am – stuck in the middle of EU

Euro probe row: People love our adverts, ad giant yells

VMware' s VSAN to support flashDIMMs and NVMe

Adding stretch clusters and faster replication to VSAN

Obi: These ARE the 'droids you're looking for

Former Apple CEO John Sculley presents us with a new hope

HP's 3PAR trifecta soups up entry-level, AFAs and software

Hot new Gen-5 products leaves older Gen-4 10000 series out in the cold

Take two mobes into the shower? I didn't before, but I do now

First Look Dual-SIM iPhone device is actually another, smaller phone in disguise

Intel keeps droning on, as PC sales continue to tumble

Plans later, but for now here’s $60m, Yuneec

First pics of flagship Lumias for 18 months released … or maybe not

After such a wait, it seems they’re mid-range and plastic

The Register IBM Bluemix programming challenge: The winner!

High standard of entrants impresses our judges

Facebook profiles? They're not 'personal data' Mr Putin

Personalised ad network tries to avoid Russian data localisation rules

DDN: Quicker storage access passes HPC buck to CPU makers

Comment Bypassing POSIX releases the brake pedal on the server-storage IO equation

Fugitive UK hacker turned ISIS recruiter killed in Syria

Former TeaMp0isoN member downed by drone strike outside Raqqa

Scrapheap challenge: How Amazon and Google are dumbing down the gogglebox

Breaking Fad It's time to get some guarantees for smart TV

Nano – meet her: AMD's Radeon R9 4K graphics card for non-totally bonkers gamers, people

Pics Perfect size for mini-ITX mobos and small cases

Legal eagles accuse Labour of data law breach over party purge

Questions over consent to throw personal info in a database

Roll up, roll up, as LG launches stealthy Bluetooth keyboard

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, and smuggle them on holiday

Windows 10 blamed (partly) for stalled PC sales recovery

Channel has two years to wait until 'modest' turnaround, says IDC

Capita IS good for former O2 staff. Oh yes it IS!

Staff willingly jumping, not being pushed, claims CEO of mobile biz

Acer honourary chairman Shih would 'welcome' takeover bid

Anyone fancy being 'last man standing in the PC industry'? Anyone?

Space paparazzo captures bipolar butterfly

It's complicated. Hubble snap reveals the Twin Jet Nebula's interactions

If anyone’s going to benchmark the IoT, it’s us, says TPC

Let us all rise, and standardise

Security for those who know they can't win the security war

Because nothing beats jail time. Or a spanner

Ins0mnia bug means malicious iOS apps WILL NEVER DIE

Vuln allows deathless malware to continue spying even after shut down

ClearSky: Keeping your premises free of unwanted clouds

Interview Allowing you to forklift your silos the hell out of Dodge

Hardened Linux stalwarts Grsecurity pull the pin after legal fight

Multi-billion company accused of ripping off name and code, still doing security wrong

French woman gets €800 a month for electromagnetic-field 'disability'

Liberté, égalité, électrosensibilité

Amazon mobile strategy pivots with swipes at in-app buys, own hardware

New app store for Android and reported hardware firings suggest new direction

Malware menaces poison ads as Google, Yahoo! look away

Feature Booming attack vector offers mass malware distribution, stealthy targeting

Cisco's RAT-catchers spot sysadmin-targeted phish

Tricks admin tool into sucking down the malware

FireEye intern VXer pleads guilty for Darkode droid RAT ruse

Dreams of half a million infections

Google Cloud in nine-hour storage SNAFU

URLs for files in Google's cloud have been going nowhere

VMware appoints development chief as new CTO

Veteran Ray O'Farrell to run Virtzilla's CTO office and development efforts

Why is the smart home insecure? Because almost nobody cares

The miserable life of the security veep

Verizon wants to smartify old cars

Hackers queue up, Humming

D-Wave: 'Whether or not it's quantum, it's faster'

Quantum computer maker prepares new benchmark it says explains ... something

The Raspberry Pi is succeeding in ways its makers almost imagined

Kids don't want to code. They want to solve problems us oldies can't perceive

The most tragic thing about the Ashley Madison hack? It was really 1% actual women

Tiny percentage of ladies checked messages, it seems

Password 'XXXXairocon' pops Wi-Fi routers from ASUS, ZTE and others

More gateways join SOHOpeless shame file

FBI collars exec who allegedly tried to nick secrets of game fronted by babe Kate Upton

Ex-manager at model's favorite MMO charged en route to China

You're hosting Uncle Sam's files in the cloud. You get hacked. This is what happens next

New rules for IT providers

Deja vMware: 'Virty biz to buy its parent EMC' rumor just won't die

Could be on; could be off

Krebs: I know who hacked Ashley Madison

Plus: '123456' and 'password' are popular, er, passwords on the affairs-R-us website

Angry Birds maker Rovio takes aim at staff, axes a third of them

O Rovio, Rovio, wherefore art thou, Rovio?

Glaring flaw in Apple car hype-gasm: The iGiant likes to make money

Cupertino's idiot tax doesn't carry over to autos – in-dash system more likely

Windows 10 now on 75 million devices, says Microsoft

A popular giveaway, but no word on the number of failed installs

Velostrata gets you on yer bike to the compute cloud

Interview/Analysis Decouples from storage with an on-premises element

Google Images: EU Commish opens new front against Chocolate Factory

Latest RFIs ask awkward questions about copyright

'Edward Snowden' discovered hiding in Indonesian river by boffins

Spends time scuttling around. As does the crayfish

C For Hell – Day Two: Outage misery continues for furious C4L customers

Firm clueless on when services will stagger back to life

Oh no Wikiwon't: Russians plan own version of 'distorted' Wikiland

If you can’t ban it, copy it

Gone in 60 seconds – SimpliVity's new promise to the admins

ROBO backups propel Omnistack the third

Ashley Madison hacked potential competitor, leaked emails suggest

Dating website WLTM vulnerable younger site for flirtation, contents of database

Aviva phone hacker jailed for 18 months over revenge attack

Esselar co-founder pwned insurance biz after spat with former colleagues

Nimble Storage revenues soar as mainstream rivals experience droop

Losses still increasing, however

Ads watchdog slams Mind Candy for upselling subscriptions to kids

It seems someone has now thought of the children

Booked that expensive holiday yet Mr Server Maker? Maybe just a day trip for now

EMEA sales slump as currency crisis and biz uncertainty grips

Britain’s device-theft capital is now … lovely Leicestershire

Come on London’s ne'er-do-wells, up your game

Speaking in Tech: Big Blue's big libido tops the Ashley Madison league

Podcast Intel invests $100m in FUTURE COMPLIANCE with Mirantis buy-in

It's all go for Softcat's £500m IPO, Credit Suisse, Jefferies hired

Flotation for ‘dream ticket’ revenue generator in November, maybe

Perhaps the AIpocalypse ISN'T imminent – if Google Translate is anything to go by, that is

Worstall on Wednesday Moravian tourist website fail

Can't get a woop, woop! Twitter gives politicians nice Gaffe-Delete button

Without this, the gobsite would be ‘terrifying’

Android in user-chosen lockscreen patterns are grimly predictable SHOCKER

Encryption won’t save you if it's an 'L', as in ‘loser’

Relax, System Center users, Microsoft won't herd you to Azure Stack

There's a line in the cloud between the two and not many will cross it

Boffins promise file system that will NEVER lose data

Borked box? Silly software? Researchers say they'll cover every eventuality come October

NHS site defaced with screed protesting Syrian conflict

Site devoted to patients' stories hijacked

The Onion Router is being cut up and making security pros cry

IBM tells business to pull the plug, Agora pulls shutters on interesting goods mart

Why Nobody Should Ever Search The Ashley Madison Data

Analysis Genuine advice from one who has researched this purely for work reasons

Motorola monsters Apple's swipe-to-unlock patent in German court

Top civil court says Cupertino's fingering just isn't innovative or interesting

Devs are SHEEP. Which is good when the leader writes secure code

Boffins study developers and find good examples will be followed by the herd

Intel adds big data functions to math libraries

More HPC goodness from Chipzilla

GitHub wobbles under DDOS attack

What's that big spike on site performance graph?

VMware refreshes its Fusion and Workstation desktop hypervisors

In colossal surprise, Windows 10 and better graphics come to the virtualised desktop

Xen urges another upgrade to get OpenStack humming

It's merely a maintenance release but your cloud is probably worth maintaining

Your smartphone can be a 3D scanner, say boffins

Video Oxford U and Microsoft researchers cram 25 fps scanner on a smartphone

'Web brothel' CEO, staff cuffed on prostitution rap – clue: the website is called Rentboy.com

What next? CrackForSale.net? MethRus.org?

AT&T accused of Wi-Fi interception, ad injection

Security? They've heard of it but don't seem in a rush to do it very well

Spanking Spam King: Sanford Wallace faces jail for Facebook flood

Junk mail tycoon now looking at hard time

Prof Hawking cracks riddle of black holes – which may be portals to other universes

Top boffin reckons he's made a Quantum Leap of science

NetApp dissolves global centre of virtualisation excellence

Australian facility's job was done, says the big blue staple

Ex-HP top aide in the clink for racking up $1m on company credit cards

It's hard to cover your tracks when you wear $8,000 outfits

What Ashley Madison did and did NOT delete if you paid $19 – and why it may cost it $5m+

Owner ALM now sued in California as well as Canada

Fiery old geysers FOUND ON MOON: Volcanic past explained

Still don’t believe we went there?

Tens of thousands of Popcorn Time movie streamers menaced by anti-piracy fleet

Pro-copyright group has as many as 75,000 in its crosshairs

Taiwan Supreme Court rules former TSMC exec leaked chip secrets to Samsung

Ex-R&D boss banned from working for Korean firm

Still 3D printing with one material? We can use TEN, say MIT eggheads

Video Printer/scanner costs less than $10,000 too

HP tops HPC charts, former Big Blue biz not so super

China still a top trend says IDC

How should you manage your network's traffic performance?

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