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Bumper Patch Tuesday tackles multiple Windows flaws

Dirty baker's dozen

Orange overshares in bcc blunder

300 email addresses accidentally meet

Microsoft genuinely chuffed as judge drops WGA case

Advantage - Redmond

It's on: Micron is buying Numonyx

He's bought everyone of us, NAND for everyone of us

China Mobile puts boot into NFC

Orders three million competing chips

Kaspersky defends false detection experiment

Claws in copy cat dust-up

Tech salaries up slightly

Unless you include inflation...

Mandybill reaches milestone, teeth intact

Radio haggling continues

Morse ups profits on flat sales

Not all bad

Boffins spy liquid water on Saturn's moon

Enceladus is a hydrated mistress

Google stock shunned by China

It's no Apple

DoH splurges £2.72m on Adwords

No shortage of hospital bids

Govt inserts battery take-back scheme

Battery sellers must collect them

USB hack connects Droid to printers, video cams, and more

Any device Linux can tap...

Big Blue says Power7 will make world smarter

It's not a chip. It's a system

Microsoft drops open-source birthday gift with FAST

Lucidly imaginative?

Webhost in five day server FAIL

Updated HostV's virtual private servers go very private

Open sourcers pump Eucalyptus clouds with data

Terracotta caches in

Hitachi inks Xsigo pact for server I/O virt

Be like Dell

IBM chills sealed data center with outside air

Ambient air water tank cooling

Feds say dev's 'cookie-stuffer' app fleeced eBay

'Saucekit' milked referral program

IBM gives birth to 'wire-speed' processor

ISSCC Neither server fish nor network fowl

Google Buzz - Gmail mod for the Tweetbook set

Looking for relevance in Web2.0rhea

Cisco and Juniper armed for wireless showdown

The Falcon has (kinda) landed

Upstart crimeware wages turf war on mighty Zeus bot

All your bots belong to us

Riverbed WAN optimizers get SSDs, 10 GE

3X throughput, 2X connections

PayPal suspends India service

Why? Mind your own business

Nasuni provides cloud-based filer

Just add storage

Avatar whups Confucius's sorry ass

Eastern philosophy no match for 3-D wizardry

Buster's World gives Guardian Professional balloon-sized headache

Supplier coughs to DirectgovKids porno branding blunder

Canadian cops taser 'naked and agitated' man

Baton, dog and pepper spray fail to do the trick

YouTube use makes up 10% of mobile data

FTP heading the same way as GOPHER

Labour Party told to stop spam-calls

While Tory MP hunts for missing emails

Street View spymobile snowmobile prowls Winter Olympics

All-seeing eye takes to the pistes

Nvidia launches dual-GPU tech for notebooks

Hybrid graphics done properly

Global gov's shrugging lets cybercrims frolic

Comment Sex and drugs and Rickrolling in Madrid

Cultists aquiver as Applestore goes into hibernation

Rumour mill grinds out video iPad, 'taller' iPhone

Iranian net slows to a crawl before planned protests

Shipping tests immoral fibre

Gmail to get realtime with Web2.0rhea makeover?

Plans to turn email service into Twitter, Facebook wannabe

Battlefield skyhook robocopter 'passes US Marines' test'

Intermesh droidchopper can deliver supplies hands-off

Jedi chapter seeks leader after master resigns

Surrey feels a great disturbance in the force

Touchscreens take lead in smartphone biz

Bumper year for finger-friendly phones