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How Google became Microsoft: A decade of hits, misses and gaffes

They call them The Noughties. And for the tech industry, they weren't always nice...

VMwave: virtualized SMBs do it better

Disaster recovery on the cheap

Fasthosts martyrs relive email FAIL (again and again)

'We apologise unreservedly'

Sony plots death of Amazon Kindle

I will kill you with my Google

Ten years of .NET - did Microsoft deliver?

Platform shift repeats

Why buy CDs? It's instant music, stupid

Andrew's Mailbag Consumption habits of the SuBo Tribe

A New Year's call to Apple: publish and be damned

Mac Secrets Microsoft envy

'Steve Jobs' repeals AT&T iPhone prank

But it's too late

Flag United KingdomMoD does everything right for once in Xmas shocker

Comment Freak ceasefire interrupts endless cannonade of cockups

Official: British telly really is almost all repeats

Traditional viewer grumble made real by digital era

Surveying anonymity and the public good

Comment Our survey shows researchers and the public disagree

Motorola Milestone Android smartphone

Review A Googlephone for business?

China cages game Trojan hackers

Go directly to jail, do not collect any gold

Google Fast Flip pulls in more news outlets

It's goodnight from me and goodnight from him

RockYou admits security snafu exposed email login details

Suitably contrite over 32m credential breach

Soaraway PC market growth for 2010, says IDC

Ballistic gizmo shipments hoist biz out of recession

EDS mainframe goes titsup, crashes RBS cheque system

Anyone know how to fix this? Oh, we fired them

Facebook sues social network spammers

Alleged anti-social behaviour provokes lawsuit

BMW uncloaks ActiveE

Leccy Tech The e-car with the mobile phone control system

Senior IT workers caught in bank bonus tax crossfire

Confusion reigns in the city - so it's business as usual

'CRU cherrypicked Russian climate data', says Russian

Newly released info probed as Climategate, um, snowballs

Optimising business comms: Putting the U in UC

Tech Panel Cracking new Reg Reader research report a click away

£500m telecoms deal up for grabs

Buying Solutions gets busy

How to improve business productivity

On Demand Rip it up and start again?

Research suggests Wii Fit is no flab fighter

Not for adults, at least

Stargazers spy super-Earth waterworld

Bit too hot for Kevin Costner, though

Wireless mics get reduced bureaucracy

More spectrum, less consistency

Blu-ray boys finish 1080p 3D spec

Compatible with old players, kind of

Leaner Symmetrix goes faster

EMC adds 8gig Fibre Channel and deleted space reclaim

Conficker jams up developing interwebs

Uber-botnet already used to sling scareware

The double-edged sword of virtualisation security

Lab Are you feeling security benefits?

Government lets CCTV watchdog off the leash

Will ask who, what, where...but not why

Dell internalises EqualLogic's automated data movement

Comment Better than Compellent, it claims

Nvidia boss: Intel suit to 'transform computer industry'

And GPUs rock

Adobe: critical Acrobat flaw fix 4 weeks away

Batten down the hatches

Uni warns patients after doctor gets phished

Cautionary tale ad infinitum

Dell crunches numbers on Perot deal

What to buy next?

TJX hacker mulls Asperger's defense

Move over, McKinnon

IBM Rational adds new ties for devs

System-on-a-chip sim

Google accused of scrubbing bloody Berlusconi pics

El Reg sides with the Chocolate Factory

IBM munches BPM maven Lombardi

Borging for IT

Intel staff 'fired' in ring piece stunt

End of bells - or bell ends?

LHC Xmas shutdown today - massive boffin roister planned

'Dr Dark Energy' still thought to be plotting mischief

Virgin coughs up digital tech support for clueless users

Bedwetters of the world unite

FTC whacks Intel with anticompetition complaint

Updated Claims Intel coerced vendors, rigged compilers