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Acer Aspire Ethos 8943G 18.4in laptop

Review Full HD desktop replacement with plenty of poke

Google sets Android on pirates

Phone-home copy protection

Sky turns 3D on Oct 1

Strong sports line-up. And golf

Authentic Navy rum: Yours for £600 a bottle

Last stocks of RN hard stuff offered to landlubbers

Data breaches blamed on organised crime

Hackers feast on financial sector security mistakes

UK privacy watchdog clears Google Wi-Fi slurp

'Nothing personal'

iPads for hospitals: is this a good idea?

Can you wash it, drop it, stop your patients from stealing it?

Successful desktop virtualization

Regcast Difficult, but not impossible

Samsung Galaxy S Android smartphone

Review The Android iPhone clone that has it all?

Papal crackdown on bare-kneed tourists sparks hypocrisy claims

Rubbish - priests always cover their knees

ID card astroturf - No2ID beats the truth out of IPS

Er yes, nearly all the happy campers did work for us

Supercomputer geek builds Cray-1 around home PC

More powerful than the original?

DfT 'unwittingly' bigged-up speed camera benefits

Exclusive Rumours of their awesomeness exaggerated, dept admits to Reg

UK population to be guaranteed mobile 768Kb/sec service

Plus new-for-old deal for PMSE

Sony Walkman NWZ-A845 media player

Review Thinnest Walkman yet

Opposition to can Aus $1.3bn school laptops program

Election fun and games

Turkish pranksters load Facebook Translate with swears

The rudeness of crowds

BT layoffs boost profits

Braces for UK.gov cuts

Managing change in the application portfolio

Workshop A can of worms?

Churchill's dentures go under the hammer

War-winning gnashers

Motorola Milestone XT720

Review First xenon flash Android camphone

Sage poised for huge Italian buy

New boss plots €650m bid

Russian city blocks YouTube

Clampdown on 'extremist' material

Amazon takes Kindle to the UK

Opens Kindle store

Alcatel OT-808 fashion phone

Review Qwerty clamshell with text appeal

Cell phone eavesdropping enters script-kiddie phase

Black Hat Get your GSM snooping tools here

Withings Wi-Fi bathroom scales

Review I tweet your weight

NoScript 2.0 beefs border patrol

'Saves your router's ass'

Armed with exploits, ATM hacker hits the jackpot

Black Hat 'Game over' vulns spew cash on demand

Purdue puts HPC cluster in HP PODs

Boilermakers of a different kind

Citrix fluffed by XenDesktop virt in Q2

Pumped for the future

Lonely boffins share Inception-style dreams

Stuck on a rock without a totem?

Scareware victims seldom fight back

Too embarrassed or too ignorant?

Facebook beta joins web Q&A craze

Ask 500 million people a question...bitch

Apple fanbois not as data hungry as Big Phone says

Verizonites munch more

Lara Croft, the Way in Derby

Ring-road opens

Microsoft biz stars won't shine in Wall Street web show

Offline schmoozing for tired buns

X Prize offers cash for oil spill cleaners

Today the Gulf, tomorrow the world

Convirture goes open core with 2.0 virt tools

vCenter for KVM and Xen

Swiss do lady-friendly iPhone 4 launch

Mildly diverting breakfasty promo shenanigans

Google brews (another) Facebook rival, says report

'Beyond' Buzz

Adobe fights exploits with MAPPs

Black Hat Microsoft's advanced vuln notice