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The HORRIFIC legacy of Chernobyl: A national park teeming with WILDLIFE

'Dead Zone' shows hippies have got it all wrong

Patrick McGoohan as The Prisoner in "Fall Out"

Edward Snowden denies making a deal with the Russian secret service

‘I burnt my life to the ground to work against surveillance’

Windows 10

'One Windows' crunch time: Microsoft tempts with glittery new devices

If devs convinced by single platform, we're in business

Google Chromecast 2

Google Chromecast 2015: Puck-on-a-string fun ... why not, for £30?

Review Streamer, you know you are a streamer

Safe Harbour ruled INVALID: Facebook 'n' pals' data slurp at risk

Time to get off the jet ski and get the lawyers on the blower

Edward Snowden denies making a deal with the Russian secret service

‘I burnt my life to the ground to work against surveillance’

THIS is MASSIVE! Less-Masslessness neutrino boffins bag Physics Nobel

'Flavour'-switching particle has mass ... but how much?

Oracle swaps around its licence police bods' top ranks

UKII senior chief with solid compliance past takes reins

Silicon Valley now 'illegal' in Europe: Why Schrems vs Facebook is such a biggie

Analysis It's like Humpty, without the King's horses

'One Windows' crunch time: Microsoft tempts with glittery new devices

If devs convinced by single platform, we're in business

The HORRIFIC legacy of Chernobyl: A national park teeming with WILDLIFE

'Dead Zone' shows hippies have got it all wrong

Rights groups: Darn you Facebook with your 'government names'

ZuckerBorg can assimilate us, but not on those terms

EU flings cash from €80bn pot at Seagate-led HPC storage project

+Comment Commish: Quick, grab some exascale cash

French hacks go after new surveillance law … with the help of the ECHR

Meanwhile, plans are afoot to extend it beyond France

GCHQ's exploding doughnut threatens to ooze into innocent field

Uncontrollable g-men crawl to local council on bended knee

Google Chromecast 2015: Puck-on-a-string fun ... why not, for £30?

Review Streamer, you know you are a streamer

Safe Harbour ruled INVALID: Facebook 'n' pals' data slurp at risk

Time to get off the jet ski and get the lawyers on the blower

What would a BOFH-friendly cloud service look like?

Live Regcast 11 BST Join our experts live today and find out

If the Internet of Things scares you now: Cisco's CEO is bent on hooking up robots, EVERYTHING

New boss talks of factories, pipelines, power sub-stations

Avast antivirus hole patched after public Project Zero slap

Man-in-the-middle diddle leads to remote execution fiddle

GCHQ's SMURF ARMY can hack smartphones, says Snowden. Again.

Uber-leaker tells BBC's Panorama stuff he's told others before

Potent OWA backdoor scores 11,000 corporate creds from single biz

DLL hell means all your Outlook Web Access user creds can be siphoned

GENUINE STARSHIP as used by PRINCESS LEIA sold for just $450k

Sold as seen: Missing one escape pod, 2 droids, some blaster damage

Cisco reforms its security disclosure process

API to crunch machine-readable data feed coming your way real soon now

NoSQL pioneer Basho stamps its mark on time stamp data with Riak TS

We can do this better than Cassandra, CEO claims

Linux kernel dev who asked Linus Torvalds to stop verbal abuse quits over verbal abuse

Could not work with people who 'spew vile words to maintain radical emotional honesty'

Quantum Pentium appears on the horizon

Boffins ditch exotic materials, build quantum gate in silicon with conventional lithography

Google bugle sounds patch release for Android Stagefright 2.0

Samsung and LG, but what about HTC?

If you wanted Windows 10, it looks like you've already installed it

Market share for Redmond's latest hits SEVEN per cent but growth slows markedly

Fast, wireless access to Tor? Just maybe

Watch blocked programs while recharging your phone – is this for real?

Chocolate Factory plops Marshmallow on Android slabs

Don't know what any of that means? You probably have an iPhone

Scary Trans-Pacific Partnership trade treaty signed off

Now to get it through a dozen legislatures ...

Microsoft's big Tuesday reveal: New mobiles and slabs? Win 10 shock?

Possibly new fitness hardware as well

Lawyers win big in LinkedIn's $13m email spam lawsuit (you might get $10, maybe more)

Come and get your (probably miniscule) payout

IBM gobbles storage upstart Cleversafe

How very clever, to buy an object storage startup

Guess who owns and – clue: definitely not Netflix

Attempt to snatch domains ends in weird twist

Pocket mobe butt dialing clogs up 911 emergency calls, says Google

Report finds accidental calls a growing nuisance for cops, firefighters and medics

Startup promises to cancel your hated Comcast subscription for you for just $5

Two-man band says it'll sit through the pain

Amazon Web Services customers love hybrid clouds (true)

And fret over lack of cost controls

Rise of der Maschinen: Daimler trials ROBOT LORRY in Germany

Relieves driver on 'monotonous stretches'. That'll end well

Ex-CEO of Twitter Jack Dorsey is new CEO of Twitter Jack Dorsey

Co-founder and former interim CEO of Twitter to be chief of Square as well

Ever been burned by a bad IT decision? Of course you have!

Let's talk about supplier relationship management

HPC cluster-wrestling challenge: Come on students, light my PyFR

Reconfigure This! Think you know your hardware? Think again

Enterprise IT bucks fly to the cloud

But traditional spending to slip...for the next five years

Don't want to fork out for NAND flash? You're not alone. Disk still rules

Petabytes shipped growth disparity revealed

iOS malware YiSpecter: iPhones menaced by software nasty

World where only jailbroken iThings were vulnerable is 'thing of the past'

US tries one last time to sway EU court on data-slurping deal

Business as usual in 4,400 companies at stake

Japan begins mega-rollout of 100 million+ national IDs

... just months after leaking over a million pensioners' data

Facebook, French sat operator in SCRAMBLE FOR AFRICA

Hello Sub-Saharans, this is Zuck calling

Your storage environment will be toast in... 8... days

Comment Firms working on precog in the clouds solution

Virgin Media's SPAM-AGEDDON 'fix' silences mailboxes account holders' legit emails deep-sixed by touchy filter

Search engine can find the VPN that NUCLEAR PLANT boss DIDN'T KNOW was there - report

No 'exec-level awareness', warns research

Read our lips, no more EU roaming charges*

*Post June 2017, under cap defined by 'fair use' policy – EC

DCIG rates top-selling EMC flash array as survey bottom-dweller

Are you sure? Can you really tell with all that wool over your eyes?

Ubuntu 15.10: More kitten than beast – but beware the claws

Review Wily Werewolf 'transforms' into similar creature WITH NEW SCROLLBARS

By the numbers: The virtualisation options for private cloud hopefuls

VMware, Hyper-V… XenServer? The choice is yours

UK gets the Ashley Madison fear: Data privacy moans on the up

No one needs to know about my gardening mag habit

Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'

Peak beard decades away thanks to surge in transplant popularity

'Can you hear me now? Oh Peeple, you're so mean *sad face*. It's a leftist agenda!'

QuoTW Plus: VW boss Lies on emissions cheat fogginess

Sensitive Virgin Media web pages still stuck on weak crypto software

'F' for FAIL: Despite warnings, telco is yet to upgrade from RC4 suites

Hyundai i30 Turbo: Softly, softly, catchee Audi

Vulture at the Wheel Elegant warm hatch edges Hyundai closer to greatness

Mysterious brown spots and a different kind of mouse support

On-Call Well, come on, we all need paper when mother nature calls ...

What is money? A rabid free marketeer puts his foot in lots of notes

Worstall @ the Weekend Fear the drunken sailors and their bottomless wallets

Doctor Who's Under the Lake splits Reg scribes: This Alien homage thing – good or bad?

TV Review 'I've not seen tech on Earth like this before'

Pluto's moon SPLIT OPEN by ancient FROZEN OCEAN

Pics Latest snaps beamed back from New Horizons' craft reveal Charon's violent history

Google spews out Alphabet. Alphabet gobbles Google

M is for ... monster multinational mothers multinational monsters

Ten years on: Ronnie Barker, Pismonouncers Unanimous founder, remembered

Feature One of Britain's best-loved comedy greats

Testing CarPlay with Apple’s most expensive ever accessory

Vulture at the Wheel Of course Ferrari drivers use iPhones. Isn’t it obvious?

Only a CNUT would hold back the waves of the sharing economy

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Put the chainsaw down and step back

Russia vows to shame big biz that advertises on pirate sites, and save the internet

'Major brands are proud of being white-and-fluffy ...'

Microsoft gobbles Chipzilla's Havok 3D physics unit in cloud gaming play

Don't worry – it promises to play nice with others

Mold whine: Soylent superfood shipments stopped by spore scare

Version 2.0 for the fun guy too busy to eat

T-Mobile US hires someone other than bungling Experian to offer ID theft monitoring to hack victims

TransUnion hunts for crooks

Moon miners book Kiwi rockets for 2017 lunar landing

$30m Google Lunar X-Prize now in play

Alleged $32m Gemcoin crypto-bucks scam busted by Feds

Minerals mined overseas supposed to be converted to virtual cash

Apple gobbles Brit AI outfit VocalIQ

Reports suggest fruity firms has acquired biz which previously sneered at Siri as a 'toy'

Like your job at Sprint? Yeah, about that ... $2.5bn in cuts coming

Carrier CEO Claure claims cuts coming

Aircon biz fined $1.3m after boss set up attack websites slamming critical punters

Things got real weird with Atlanta HVAC company

Five million people exposed in Scottrade brokerage hack

Biz only found out when the FBI came calling

Experian-T-Mobile US hack: 'We trusted them, now that trust is broken'

Analysis Who guards the cyber-guards?

Fujitsu fleshes out Ceph hyperscale CD10000 with cost-saving tweaks

There is a slight decrease in capacity however

Amazon flings open source Elasticsearch at Big Data's cloud

No schema required! Just step right up, good people

Hey techies! Ever wanted to adopt a Congresscritter? Now's your chance

Program looks to get IT bods teaching lawmakers

Analytics are better with shared storage and not scale-out, says IBM

Conveniently, we happen to have this shared storage thing lying about. How about that?

Data boffins see the light with extravagantly bit-blessed optical PCM

Ideal for when you want a cup of tea and a bit of light reading

Avere climbs higher up the Google cloud mountain

Come hither, oh ephemeral cloudy thing, and bring your reduced latencies with you

Watch out VW – French prosecutors are pulling on the rubber gloves

Squeaaaaak ... SNAP. This won't hurt a bit

Apple files patent for long-rumoured iRing-type bling

First dibs on calling integrated camera the iOfSauron

Micron: Those dratted PCs, dragging down our revenues

And SSD market has become a bit of a 'bloodbath'

Trustmarque: 2014 was a helluva year – for all the wrong reasons

NHS supplier's accounts splattered in red ink

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Caption Competition Pop a cap on this WTF snap

CIOs: Tell us about your biggest disaster and how you survived it

Reg roundtable Fat fingers, trainwrecks and everything else in between

Hand-cranked ‘DDoS’ floors Thai government website amid protests

Great Firewall of Thailand? ไม่ได้อย่างแน่นอน, say locals

The Steve Jobs of supercomputers: We remember Seymour Cray

Fast, cool, simple. Repeat

How do you solve a problem like Elliott? EMC's got 3 weeks to figure it out

And at that point things will get mighty interesting

Is the world ready for a Raspberry Pi-powered Lego Babbage Engine?

Neat idea could become reality with Reg readers' support

Ofcom: Ahem, about that 28GHz spectrum. Let's talk fees

Let's just pretend that auction disaster never happened, OK?

HP fills those big old shoes vacated by Sue Barsamian

Cloud exec Kerry Bailey ushered into global enterprise channel boss role

Asus ZenPad 10 Z300C: Cheap tab, dock combo you can turn up to 11

Review It's all about the bass. And the treble. And the volume

Apple CEO Tim Cook: Email keyword sniffing? We'd NEVER do that!

*Cough* Google *cough*

Three mobile data network GOES TITSUP across Blighty

Customers yell: 'My internet is broken. Arrrrggggh'

Siege of Shoreditch was like Stalingrad, but with Froot Loops Bloopers

¡BONG! FRONTLINE DISPATCH Never come between a digital disruptor and his Unicorn Poop

So, what's happening with LOHAN? Sweet FAA, that's what

Well not quite. Spaceplane fans read on...

Has somebody shared your 'anonymised' health data? Bad news

Harvard boffins unmask 100% of 'encrypted' S Korean records

Five things that doomed the big and brilliant BlackBerry 10

Listicle Clickbait Special So long, and thanks for all the emails

I was GOOGLE for a MINUTE, claims quick-witted dude

Mountain View scrambles after domain quirk gives intern access

Autonomy ex-boss Lynch tells of poisonous life within HP in High Court showdown

Analysis Mike claims merger was sabotaged from Day One

Dangerous resurgent banking malware hits UK

Bank trojan twin pivots to smash supply chain biz

Dodgy amphetamines drive drug-crazed man on to pub roof

Lancashire cops issue contaminated whizz warning after four are hospitalised

Amazon blocks lab-only key-stealing neighbour attack

Update Proof-of-concept pop pinged

Microsoft pitches Azure at HPC, visualisation loads

GPU-assisted clouds due for 2016 launch

Junk patent ditched in EAST TEXAS

Signs of the end times for patent trolls

David Jones follows Kmart into 'we've been attacked' hell

Two days, two WebSphere sites fall

Boffins: We know what KILLED the DINOS – and it wasn't just an asteroid

The truth at long last?

Vigilante VXer FIXES SOHOpeless routers

Stallman sycophant offers password reminders and handy debug tips.

Patreon thieves drop data, expose users' info all over web

15GB file lifted from crowd-funding outfit hits dump sites

Big Blue welds bits of carbon for nanotube transistor

Bonding beats Ώ-ophobia

Google's Nest weaves new Weave protocol that isn't Google's Weave

An Internet of Stuff comms tech to kill Apple's still-born Homekit?

Are Samsung TVs doing a Volkswagen in energy tests? Koreans hit back

Motion Lighting mode is a feature, not a cheat, says biz

Bezos' BAN-HAMMER batters Chromecast, Apple TV

Competition? We've heard of it and we DON'T LIKE IT

AMD to axe a few more staff as it struggles to get back to black

Around 500 layoffs planned in modest restructuring proposal

15 MILLION T-Mobile US customer records swiped by hackers

Applied for a phone contract? Successful or not, you're boned

Patch NOW: VMware vCenter, ESXi can be pwned via your network

Remote-code execution danger on VM hosts

Mars water discovery is a liberal-muslim plot, cry moist conspiracy theorists

What planet are you guys on?

Want cheaper AT&T gigabit service? Move to a Google Fiber city

Disturbing content US telcos find a way to slash prices when faced with competition

Woman makes app that lets people rate and review you, Yelp-style. Now SHE'S upset people are 'reviewing' her

Here comes the irony grenade for Peeple founder

How to evade Apple's anti-malware Gatekeeper in OS X and really ruin a fanboy's week

Need a better latch on that gate

Barracuda misses Q2 results target

CEO blames market malaise in Europe, storage slow-down

Slurp data in a Eurozone country? Play by their DPA's rules – EU court

No hiding from data protection law in another country – ECJ

Toshiba CEO: Yeah, we MAY need to chop some heads

Accounting scandal and declining PC sales hit Japanese corp

Behind the curve: How not to be a technology laggard

Be fast but not first, says Dave Cartwright

Ex-Autonomy CEO Mike Lynch sues HP for $150m+

Claims damages in High Court writ over accusations he cooked books

Hash-tag CompSci: FBI grooms pre-weed teens

Interviews soonish, text me next week, or whenever

Aspera high speed file transfer: Let the cloud protocol wars begin

Tomorrow's cloud storage today?

Microsoft previews less buggy OneDrive for Business client

Hopes to end moans that consumer sync is more reliable

Bezos battery-box bomb beef brouhaha begins as UK watchdog hauls Amazon to court

It could've been rainin' planes, claims regulator

Chinese fraudsters hitch a ride on Uber accounts

Active accounts worth '40 cents' each

Rocketeers aim for the Moon with first-stage £600k tin-rattle

Audacious Moonspike mission lands on Kickstarter

As 'cheap as tape': HGST’s disk array gets Commvault OK

Helium-filled drives for tape-like cost archiving

Boeing builds British Airways 787 Dreamliner in 4 minutes

Post-moonshot aircraft builder has apparently smartened up its act

Microsoft sabotages own Lumia smartmobe flagship launch

Post-leak Windows phones to stand at back at Surface party

It's BACK – Stagefright 2.0: Zillions of Android gadgets can be hijacked by MP3s, movie files

Updated Pop tunes pop phones

El Reg lecture shows the merely human how to live forever

Reg Events Transhumanism for beginners

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES of the space probe Discovery

Its continuing reasonably priced mission: To discover secrets of the Solar System

Accenture extends tentacles with €25m Dublin R&D centre

No particular reason for the Emerald Isle, with its really low corporation tax

You lucky devs: It's Microsoft Office 2016 ... and VBA lives on

Office JavaScript library will be complete across Office 365, iOS and Mac by early 2016

IT supplier? Got a customer who won't pay? Dob them in to the Insolvency Service

You'll have to keep supplying, but this way you will get paid

Intel doubles capacity and speed of PCIe flash card

New card is literally two cards in one – they've just stuck two DC P3600s together

MYSTERY PARTICLE BLASTS from Ceres strike NASA probe Dawn

Also, astro mountain named - for Albanian eggplant harvest

Microsoft slaps 13 per cent increase on mobile enterprise levy

User CALs up for iPads, Androids...

What does EU farm subsidy get spent on? Yes, broadband for Irish farmers

It's not a superhighway, it's a bandwidth mountain. Or lake

FATTIES have most SUCCESS with opposite SEX! Have some pies and SCORE

'Healthy' weight not only not healthy, it stops you getting any

Tegile thrashes rivals in race to supply vomit-free krill pills seller

Going Dutch to save the bacon. Does it sell bacon?

EMC purchase of Graphite Systems was a wetware buy

Storage behemoth needed Graphite's people to put lead in DSSD's pencil

Shoe stores top US credit card EMV-ready leaderboard of fail

Almost three quarters of US merchants will miss deadline, risk wearing breach fraud costs.

Don't look now, but there's another EU data protection court case about to bite

ECJ to decide on which privacy watchdog can fine whom